Finally, a thread that lives up to the name of Shooting the Shit! Last month I fasted for 8 days and flushed my colon twice daily at health spa in Koh Samui, called the Spa.
Here's the place:
The Spa Resort - Koh Samui
I read about the place back in 2000 or so in an article in Stuff Magazine. This was my second visit. I went there for 3 reasons:
1. To get the health benefits of fasting
2. To get my colon flushed
3. To catch up on some client work
Most people are literally full of shit. Years of eating meat, flour, and processed foods results in large amounts of crap stuck in your colon.
The normal fasting length is 7 days but you can go for as long as you want. Here's the daily routine:
Wake up at 7 am for a morning drink. The drink consists of fruit juice (pineapple or lemon), psillium, and water. The drink fills up your stomach, so you don't get hungry. You then take one of these drinks every 3 hours up to 7pm.
At 8:30am you take your herbal pills. These pills help loosen the crap in your colon. You then taken the pills every 3 hours up to 8:30pm.
Twice a day you flush your colon. Each faster gets their own bucket. Twice a day the workers will fill it with 2 cups of coffee and some cider vinegar. You take the bucket to your room and fill it up with warm water. About 4 gallons of water.
You hang the bucket from a hook in the ceiling. It's right over your toilet. There's surgical tubing that comes out of the bucket which goes through a hole in your colema board and connects to a tip. You lube your butt up, much like when paying your taxes, lie on the board and insert the tip into your butt.
Then you release a clip on the tubing and the water/coffee mixture slowly drips into your butt. Your colon will fill with the solution and then you expel it into the poop shoot at the end of the colema board. (I'll post a pic of the setup later. Don't worry. I won't be lying on it.)
You do this for about 20-30 minutes. Every time you expel the coffee solution, crap comes out with it. The crap comes in different forms. Some of it looks like Jurassic crap. Other times it looks like fiber-like crap.
You do this routine twice a day. Now here's the interesting part. During the whole time, you don't eat any food. All you consume are the drinks and vegetable broth twice daily. However, every time you flush crap comes out!
To be continued...
Here's the place:
The Spa Resort - Koh Samui
I read about the place back in 2000 or so in an article in Stuff Magazine. This was my second visit. I went there for 3 reasons:
1. To get the health benefits of fasting
2. To get my colon flushed
3. To catch up on some client work
Most people are literally full of shit. Years of eating meat, flour, and processed foods results in large amounts of crap stuck in your colon.
The normal fasting length is 7 days but you can go for as long as you want. Here's the daily routine:
Wake up at 7 am for a morning drink. The drink consists of fruit juice (pineapple or lemon), psillium, and water. The drink fills up your stomach, so you don't get hungry. You then take one of these drinks every 3 hours up to 7pm.
At 8:30am you take your herbal pills. These pills help loosen the crap in your colon. You then taken the pills every 3 hours up to 8:30pm.
Twice a day you flush your colon. Each faster gets their own bucket. Twice a day the workers will fill it with 2 cups of coffee and some cider vinegar. You take the bucket to your room and fill it up with warm water. About 4 gallons of water.
You hang the bucket from a hook in the ceiling. It's right over your toilet. There's surgical tubing that comes out of the bucket which goes through a hole in your colema board and connects to a tip. You lube your butt up, much like when paying your taxes, lie on the board and insert the tip into your butt.
Then you release a clip on the tubing and the water/coffee mixture slowly drips into your butt. Your colon will fill with the solution and then you expel it into the poop shoot at the end of the colema board. (I'll post a pic of the setup later. Don't worry. I won't be lying on it.)
You do this for about 20-30 minutes. Every time you expel the coffee solution, crap comes out with it. The crap comes in different forms. Some of it looks like Jurassic crap. Other times it looks like fiber-like crap.
You do this routine twice a day. Now here's the interesting part. During the whole time, you don't eat any food. All you consume are the drinks and vegetable broth twice daily. However, every time you flush crap comes out!
To be continued...
