Female Aliens Invading Earth - Text Message

[cryptix]

ATTENTION MEMBERS of WICKEDFIRE:
Female aliens are invading earth and are ABDUCTING men with big dicks.
The good news is, you all are not in any DANGER of being abducted.

I just wanted to tell you all GOODBYE before heading into outerspace.


rofls - best text message ever.

 

[mattseh]

explains why you are still here right brah

 

[cryptix]

^^ tool.

 

[-Matt-]

haha

 

[Supergeek]

Whew, at least I'm safe.

 

[backlinkgurus]

<< Hates dumbass txt FWD'S!!!!!

 

[Denver Gamio]

And here I was just getting excited, till I read the next line about small dicks