[Game of Thrones]It pisses me off when fuckers don't read the GOD DAMN books

Haven't read the books the GOT is based on, so I don't know if the author is as bad as Hugo when it comes to over-describing things. However, if the reader finds a huge chunk of a book unreadable, then they should skip it. I've done it, and ended up going back to read the "unreadable" portions for the reasons you describe.

Ultimately though, reading is supposed be an escape and enjoyable. If descriptions of houses and families make the books too boring for some, then those people *should* either stop reading the books and find something more to their liking, or skip those parts.
 
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BTW, if anybody enjoys historical fiction, check out Pillars of the Earth and it's sequel World Without End by Ken Follett.

Read both of those a while back. Pillars of the Earth was superb, I thought the sequel was a little too similar. It was basically the same story with the names changed.

That said, if you want some medieval type fiction, you might try Bernard Cornwell. I just read his 3 books in the Grail Quest series (Harlequin, Vagabond & Heretic) and they were decent. Not quite in Follet's league in my opinion, but solid and relatively easy reads.

The thing that he does do well is that virtually everything in the books are historically accurate. Right down to the characters names. I've never seen so much research go into one novel before.

Anyway, they weren't great, but good, and if you enjoyed Pillars then you'd probably enjoy them too.
 
I'm gonna go ahead and put in a recommendation for "The Alienist". Best book I've ever read Hands.Fucking.Down.

Pro-tip: It's about New York's first serial killer.
 
I strongly disagree with that statement Mike, especially when looking at A Song of Ice and Fire. The thing about Martin is that if you miss even a single page or paragraph that you think isn't important, you're going to have a hard time figuring out the motivation of certain characters, especially since the entire world has a very intricate and genuinely fascinating history.

Now Wheel of Time does the same thing but it's much, much worse. I couldn't stand how much Robert Jordan would digress from the plot and especially book 8 and 9 were pretty tough to go through.

Agree with this. A lot of people didn't like the 4th book because it was too slow. I really enjoyed it just because I felt like I was being fully immersed in a world that I was actually interested in.
 
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I guess I'll be the first person in history to say the books fuckin sucked. I didn't read them all but the ones I did read contained waaaaaaaaaay tooooo much detail on family histories and names.

I like a book where something fucking happens, not one where 90+% of it is literally spent on genealogy - fantasy genealogy at that!

When shit happened, it was epic, but who has the time to wade through that much bullshit just to get to the good stuff.

The show on the other hand is a great balance of genealogy and epic shit that's actually happening.

Thank you. Get fucked Pewep.
 
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Game of thrones = books are 100X better (A song of Ice and Fire)
Harry potter = books are 10X better

Stop being a fucking copout and read the goddamn books. They are UNGODLY.

Yeah - I mean who doesnt like reading pages, pages, skip 10 pages, more pages of faggot names noone gives a shit about.

You going to remember that Fagocles, son of Somesunabitch, son of Chickenfucker, son of... 10 pages of that shit? For.. that's not even useless trivia, just retarded shit.

Fuck the books. Watch the show. More blood, less faggoty names.

PS - I agree, in first 2, writer sets scenery in your head real pretty-like. But after that, fuck those shitty books. Stopped mid-3. Life is grand since.
 
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The A Song Of Ice And Fire series is amazing. Yes, there is a lot of detail about families and feasts and such, but they all turn out to be essential to the plot in order to really understand what's going on and who is doing what and why when shit really goes down. There are so many great hidden details in the family history and stories and dreams too that turn up later in the series. There are hidden prophecies everywhere and details that all but lay out for you some major unanswered questions (such as Jon Snow's mother) and some great easter eggs for those paying attention.

The first book, A Game Of Thrones was great, but mostly serves as an introduction to most of the major players and sets things in motion.

The second book, A Clash of Kings was better than the first, but functionally serves to get the players in position for the third book. The TV series stayed true to the first season, but when they adapted this book for the second season they took massive liberties and completely changed Robb Stark's and Daenerys Targaryen's storylines, as well as the Battle of Blackwater, completely. The books handled these much better. The second season of the show also left out massive chunks of other characters stories, but it looks like they will be incorporated into the third season.

The third book, A Storm of Swords is just flat out fucking amazing. Massively epic. But long, something like 1500 pages. The tv show is going to split this into two seasons just so they can get to everything, plus parts of other characters stories that they glossed over in the second season. One of these seasons will win the show the Emmy for Best Drama. If they do a reasonable job of maintaining the storylines, Breaking Bad and Mad Men won't be able to compete. If you gave up reading the books here, you did yourself a major disservice. It's more than just recitations of family names and descriptions of feast food. Unless you are too damned slow to follow along...

The fourth book is when George R. R. Marten ran into story troubles and ended up scrapping the story multiple times and starting over. Then what he did write was over 2500 pages and he had to cull it down and actually split his expected story into two books, what would become A Feast For Crows and A Dance With Dragons. He chose to split by region so the fourth book introduces a new region that the reader had previously known nothing about and focuses on characters who weren't really fan favorites, while the fifth book covers the fan favorite characters. The end result is fragmented, but it works if you read them back to back or concurrently, but when there was a 6-year gap between ASOS and AFFC and another 6-year gap between AFFC and ADWD, I can see where readers who followed the series from the beginning were quite frustrated.

The sixth book will probably be out in 2015 and the last planned book in the series by 2018. This gives HBO enough time to do an entire series run if they choose to, which by all indications, they are willing to do. The TV show is a monster hit moneymaker for them, so they have no reason to stop especially when the next two seasons cover the juiciest storylines in the whole series.

So yeah, I rambled. Read the books. They are far better than the show, which is fantastic in itself.