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Nelson Guedes

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Hi there!

I'm Nelson. How's everyone today? :)

I have been researching internet marketing for the past 2 years and I'm getting ready to start making some money. I have been writing my own e-book, where I reveal some of the secrets I have learnt from "gurus" over the past 2 years. The e-book will include around 40 strategies and will be divided in 3 parts.

I've had to put the e-book on hold in the past couple of weeks as I lost my job and my family is having so many problems related to immigration, but I'm working hard to clear all that up and publish my book. I'm about to get a job, so that will help a lot.

I'm really short on cash for medical bills and my family may very well depend on my success with this to survive and stay together. It's tough... I hope someday I will be able to help people in harsh situations like mine get out of them fast and for free...

If you would like to learn more about me and my e-book, feel free to befriend me. I would love to get in touch with like minded people! :)

I hope I will be able to help you in the future.

All the best,
Nelson




PS: Thanks for reading! :)
 


Nelson, 2 years and you are still researching ? spend some time reading the sticky posts in here and stay away from the guru's.
 
Hi Nelson,

I'm superb today, thank you for asking.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on taking your big step towards making money.

As you've already figured out the first step towards making money is to sit on your ass in a comatose state for two years doing absolutely butt fucking nothing.

Your second step is to take the 40 strategies that you've learned (but never actually applied) and write an ebook teaching other people how to achieve your success...of achieving butt fucking nothing.

Why it's brilliant young man. You sir are truly a guru. Share your heart. Share your strategies. And may your legend grow. All hail Nelson Guedes.
 
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Hi Nelson,

I'm superb today, thank you for asking.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on taking your big step towards making money.

As you've already figured out the first step towards making money is to sit on your ass in a comatose state for two years doing absolutely butt fucking nothing.

Your second step is to take the 40 strategies that you've learned (but never actually applied) and write an ebook teaching other people how to achieve your success...of achieving butt fucking nothing.

Why it's brilliant young man. You sir are truly a guru. Share your heart. Share your strategies. And may your legend grow. All hail Nelson Guedes.
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^ Funny shit.

Nelson, you're probably reading all this in disbelief, lol, trying to put myself in your shoes, hang in there mang. Read at least 25 threads, and a few other noobs threads/boobs threads, you'll quickly learn how not to fail. PS - Others usually get it much worse than this, you got off easy imo.

EDIT: FAAAACK! I wasted my 200th on this, so watch for boobs, here's a teaser save:

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