How do I tell a fat chick to leave me alone?

[music4mic]

I lol'd. +rep

 

[TylerDurden]

You mean to tell me you're from Germany and you never fucked a fat girl? Child please

 

[harveylanot]

Haha this thread is so funny. If you like the girl it doesn't matter if she's fat. if you don't just ignore her.

 

[crackp0t]

You mean to tell me you're from Germany and you never fucked a fat girl? Try the veal

Fixed it :banana_sml:

 

[djmayo]

Does she have money? If so, go for it!

 

[John P]

How Fat? I like a little bit chubby, especially if its got da breasts!

 

[Midas Touch]

Dresden14:
How do I tell a fat chick to leave me alone?

Tell her you have Herpes.

Tell her you have Genital Warts.

Tell her you just tested positive for AIDS.

Tell her you have a "War Injury".


OR

.......just let her suck your dick. (I'm pretty certain her MOUTH can't be too FAT inside. Lulz) Then when she wants you to actually fuck her, just explain that you're a "Gay Webmaster" and while she was sucking your cock you had your eyes closed and were fantasizing about a "Bear Webmaster" swallowing your Man Meat.

 

[flx89]

definitely the donut wins

 

[onkelmicha]

Tell her you have Herpes.

Tell her you have Genital Warts.

Tell her you just tested positive for AIDS.

Tell her you have a "War Injury".


OR

.......just let her suck your dick. (I'm pretty certain her MOUTH can't be too FAT inside. Lulz) Then when she wants you to actually fuck her, just explain that you're a "Gay Webmaster" and while she was sucking your cock you had your eyes closed and were fantasizing about a "Bear Webmaster" swallowing your Man Meat.

Nothing beats a bear

 

[Izaya]

I have no idea why, but your post made me think of:

 

[consumed]

smother yourself with salad dressing

 

[Reive]

I have no idea why, but your post made me think of:
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Just tell her you're a neo nazi and that Hitler was a great guy. That should do the trick.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Tape a large black dildo onto your face, then follow her into her place of work one day, while acting like you're sniffing her bum with it.

That should work.

 

[BilltheButcher]

Fishing pole and twinkie. A couple of casts and she'll be out of gas to even speak.

 

[thelorax]

Then you have two options:
1. Run away.
2. Poke hole and get a BJ.

 

[b_sun]

Drive off a cliff (please). That will show her how you feel.

 

[amateursurgeon]

If your posts are anything to go by, talking to her for more than 10 minutes should do the trick.

 

[nighthaze]

"Leave me alone, fat chick!"

 

[JohnCJackson]

Just fuck her, and leave her disappointed. Then she will leave you alone.

 

[DreFromThaBay]

Beat dem cheeks.