How many "EXTRA RICE" you eat daily?

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bogartkick

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This is something that fucks me up dude! My routine:

1. Breakfast - 2 scoops of rice for eggs, sardines and hotdogs; 3 to 4 scoops for luncheon meat, corned beef, sisig and barbecue. All of them combined with a glass of warm milk or coffee.

2. Lunch - 2 scoops of rice for fish, soup and vegetables; 3 to 4 scoops for chicken, pork and beef steak. All of them combined with two glasses of Coke, Pepsi or any softdrinks.

3. Dinner - 1 scoop of rice if I think my stomach is full enough in eating snacks. 2 scoops of rice for fish, soup and vegetables; 3 to 4 scoops for chicken, pork and beef steak. All of them combined with two glasses of any softdrink or if there's none, iced tea or water is an option.

Oh man! This is not a diet type routine! Hahaha! Anyway, as long as I have consumed foods and drinks with fiber, I have no problem with constipation and doing regular exercise and weights daily. I'm happy for it, even my body is moderately imbalanced, no such 6 pack abs! Ahahaha!

Can you share your own thoughts guys? Cheers!:drinkup:
 


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We're going to need to petition DP to unban this dude so he can go back to where he is amongst his own kind.
 
Dear bogartkick,

I eat alot of rice and curry. Until my Indian friend says I smell more then him.

Much love,
Amanda
 
lol, this thread is so fucking bizarre. ok, this is how much extra rice i eat according to the situations i'm presented.

1 scoop if i had too much "extra rice" the day before. this barley ever happens.
2 scoops if i do enough lcd to believe i'm the cartoon sun on a raisin bran box.
3 scoops when the raisin bran cartoon sun morphs into a martian with a third arm.
4 scoops if the martian picks a fight with 4 gay webmasters at affiliate summit.
5 scoops if i decide to run away to the circus, barley escaping death when 5 elephants decide to stampede.
 
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