Exactly my point.
The thing is we get so much so easy that we sure as fucking hell don't need to spend $200 on some 4/10 to get pussy.
I Fucking Hate Valentines Day
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Exactly my point.
The thing is we get so much so easy that we sure as fucking hell don't need to spend $200 on some 4/10 to get pussy.
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Chris: You really need to have a book of these rants... Or go on a stand up tour. If you come visiting, do you want me to drag you to an open mic night?
Anyways, you should do what I do and give the gift of syphilis. Chicks appreciate it because they're asymptomatic, and it's pink and huggable.
Amanda: Ouch! Papercuts to the penis!
Anyways, you should do what I do and give the gift of syphilis. Chicks appreciate it because they're asymptomatic, and it's pink and huggable.
Amanda: Ouch! Papercuts to the penis!
ChrisS its cool i hate Valentines Day too. Just like i hate Christmas just as much as you. I have a neat little story to tell you that just happened about an hour ago. My gf took me to dinner, her treat. Yeah i was surprised too. When dinner was done she told me that she lost a ring i got her a few Valentines ago.
Not to make a big deal about it, but she never wore the ring, ever. and the one time she does she loses it. WTF. this damn thing cost me a few g's. And the way she was saying everything, was almost as if she wanted another one. Because she just happend to mention that she saw a very similer one just the other day. Fuck this holiday, i get nothing in return on it. maybe some sex, but thats it.
I think im going to get her a bunch of Cracker Jack Boxes and tell her to start digging. she might get lucky.
Not to make a big deal about it, but she never wore the ring, ever. and the one time she does she loses it. WTF. this damn thing cost me a few g's. And the way she was saying everything, was almost as if she wanted another one. Because she just happend to mention that she saw a very similer one just the other day. Fuck this holiday, i get nothing in return on it. maybe some sex, but thats it.
I think im going to get her a bunch of Cracker Jack Boxes and tell her to start digging. she might get lucky.
All my girl and I are doing is attempting to make ourselves dinner. We suck ass at cooking and it should be fun. That and I might get flowers delivered to her, for the sake of the actual delivery. She knows the flowers will die soon after 
If I didn't know that ChrisS is a guy, I'd guess he's PMS'ing.
The true meaning of St. Valentine's Day.
The true meaning of St. Valentine's Day.
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