I Fucking Hate Valentines Day

[glowleaf]

I fucking hate valentine's day too. Chris, I was about to rant as well, but you pretty much covered me on the original post.

You know what I like to do on Saturday? I like to go to my favorite restaurant and enjoy a fine glass of Cabernet whilst I munch on a perfectly seared ribeye and calculate how close I am to buying a yacht.

That seems like a good idea, but I already own two. Damn, I need bigger goals.
Ok then, tomorrow I will turn off my cellphone, go to my favourite taverna by the beach, enjoy ice cold Ouzo, munch on perfectly cooked octopus and try to find something to do with my life.

 

[Skippy McGee]

I think anyone who says "spoken like someone who doesn't get any" has had pussy from only one, maybe two girls max.

Three, if we count your mom. So, yeah, three.

 

[riddarhusetgal]

Guys just do what Will Smith Does. He and his wife celebrate the "Day After Valentine's Day" every year because he said he didn't want to show his love like every average joe.

The benefit to you is that
a) you will look like some fabulously romantic, innovative, romantic guy
b) things are hella cheap and on sale.

You can celebrate the "week after" valentine's day if you like to catch even more deals....lol

If you have trouble getting laid, trust me pull that out of a hat and you will at least get to second base like whoa!!!!!

haha

 

[Roddy]

Will Smith still shows his love like every other average Joe but only on a different day!

I'm with the haters! Fuck valentines day! If you really care about your girlfriend/wife or whatever take them out to dinner on your anniversary instead of the one day in the year it's almost impossible to forget!

 

[-Matt-]

As a marketer I'm not really seeing how your main complaint about valentines day is that it is built around pressuring people into buying...

Anyways - my girl loves valentines day so I do the traditional shit for her because it makes her happy, which is pretty much what you do for girls you're in to.