I think WF Should Send Matt Cutts Flowers



It takes a big man to be magnanimous to a nemesis. Lots of big men here today. You (as usual) aren't one of them.

How would I ever sleep at night knowing that you don't like my forum identity?

If I only gave a fraction of a shit that you think you deserve.

Trust me, if I ever met you at a conference I'd gladly tell you to fuck off to your face, but I'll have to settle for here at the moment.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK EXCEPT OTHER PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. FUCK YOU.

P.S. Your calling Matt Cutts a nemesis is like a mosquito calling an ox a mortal enemy.
 
The flowers are real. I checked using the order # in the screenshot and the e-mail used for the paypal. As for Matt Cutts not giving a shit -- so what? It's $15. I'll spend more than that on two fucking drinks tonight. At least sending Matt flowers isn't a total waste of money if it gives him a laugh. Let's call it balance. Now when I kick some 19 year old slut out of my house tonight at 4am I'll be able to pat myself on the back and say, "hey don't sweat it, you're a good guy. You pitched in on some flowers for Matt Cutts" and I'll sleep like a damn baby :yin-yang:

Just in case there's any doubts:

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For someone that is ballin' so hard, you seem awfully worried that I might want to share $15 with someone else. And even if I2E were to take the money and not send flowers (which I do not think would happen because I've actually taken the time to interact with him on a personal level so I have an idea of the type of character he has) he made off with a whopping $400?

Why don't you go waste that precious time you keep telling others they have too much of and do something important outside of this thread. kthxbai
 
I think we should send Danke some flowers.
Or at least a box of tampons.

How would I ever sleep at night knowing that you don't like my forum identity?

If I only gave a fraction of a shit that you think you deserve.


Trust me, if I ever met you at a conference I'd gladly tell you to fuck off to your face, but I'll have to settle for here at the moment.


NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK EXCEPT OTHER PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. FUCK YOU.


P.S. Your calling Matt Cutts a nemesis is like a mosquito calling an ox a mortal enemy.
Extreme Butthurt detected!

For someone that is ballin' so hard
lol
 
Hope Ice is ok with me posting this, edited for privacy

[2:08:15 PM] Guerilla: whats the pp address?
[2:08:23 PM] I2E: hey Guerilla
[2:08:31 PM] I2E: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
[2:08:37 PM] I2E: we are right around $250 now
[2:10:02 PM] Guerilla: Payment Sent (Unique Transaction ID # 3U6232751E8319636)

Original Transaction
Date Type Status Details Amount
Oct 26, 2012 Payment For ------------- Completed ... -$20.00 USD
[2:10:09 PM] I2E: very cool of you to do this
[2:10:20 PM] I2E: I think he'll appreciate it
[2:10:24 PM] Guerilla: I hope so
[2:10:38 PM] I2E: I'm really serious about there not being a single trollish thing about it.
[2:10:43 PM] Guerilla: I know
[2:10:48 PM] Guerilla: you're a good man
[2:10:54 PM] Guerilla: I know that
[2:19:39 PM] I2E: do you know anything about flowers?
[2:19:39 PM] I2E: lol
[2:19:53 PM] Guerilla: I have better taste than you :P
[2:20:07 PM] Guerilla: get him something with different colors
[2:20:13 PM] Guerilla: a single color is too solemn
[2:20:31 PM] I2E: we've moved into some premium arrangements now
[2:20:34 PM] I2E: Lavish Luxury Rose Bouquet - 75 Stems of Premium 24-inch Long-Stemmed Roses - VASE INCLUDED
[2:21:03 PM] I2E: and you probably do have better taste than I do, I've sent a lot of flowers in my day, but always to women, and always roses
[2:21:09 PM] Guerilla: thats the kind of bouquet you get gramma when you find out she has throat cancer
[2:21:28 PM] Guerilla: I will help
[2:21:31 PM] Guerilla: because I am procrastinating
[2:21:40 PM] Guerilla: listening to the The Cult - Wildflower
[2:22:00 PM] I2E: I have no experience sending flowers to millionaires who happen to spend all of their time attempting to thrwart my ambitions
[2:22:05 PM] I2E: FTD doesn't have a tab for that
[2:22:22 PM] I2E: we might have to go with two or three
[2:22:35 PM] Guerilla: oh i c
[2:22:41 PM] Guerilla: we have so much money
[2:22:44 PM] Guerilla: we have to buy serious flowers
[2:22:53 PM] Guerilla: all of their mixes are pretty cheap
[2:22:54 PM] Guerilla: hold on
[2:22:55 PM] I2E: I think it's close to $400 now
[2:23:10 PM] Guerilla: holy shit
[2:23:37 PM] I2E: WF represents.
[2:24:21 PM] Guerilla: I dont know if we can spend that much
[2:24:35 PM] Guerilla: this is the sort of money
[2:24:45 PM] Guerilla: where the florist takes the afternoon off after closing the sale ;)
[2:26:39 PM] Guerilla: Vivacious Luxury Lily Bouquet - 40 Stems - VASE INCLUDED
[2:27:05 PM] Guerilla: this is the worst website ever
[2:27:56 PM] Guerilla: this is pretty good
[2:27:57 PM] Guerilla: The FTD® Solemnity™ Arrangement
[2:28:24 PM] I2E: I like that
[2:28:31 PM] Guerilla: Flawless Luxury Calla Lily Bouquet - 45 Stems - VASE INCLUDED
[2:28:34 PM] Guerilla: thats nice too
[2:29:01 PM] I2E: I like the 2nd one more, but that leaves us with about $100
[2:29:16 PM] Guerilla: yeah
[2:29:22 PM] Guerilla: you should probably stop taking money
[2:29:42 PM] Guerilla: or you are going to end up having to buy him a crystal vase and a diamond engagement ring with the flowers
[2:30:09 PM] Guerilla: maybe they have some upsells
[2:30:16 PM] I2E: let me tally it up
[2:30:46 PM] Guerilla: or you could go for the $392 one
[2:30:48 PM] I2E: the entire front page of my paypal is donations
[2:30:51 PM] Guerilla: lol
[2:30:56 PM] Guerilla: its a good racket
[2:31:04 PM] Guerilla: I am happy you planted that story about matt cutts
[2:31:06 PM] Guerilla: now we can buy dope
[2:31:25 PM] Guerilla: Friday is whiskey and tail night after all
[2:32:04 PM] I2E: ahaha
[2:32:11 PM] I2E: $335
[2:32:25 PM] Guerilla: Flawless Luxury Calla Lily Bouquet - 45 Stems - VASE INCLUDED
[2:32:28 PM | Edited 2:32:30 PM] Guerilla: thats $300
[2:32:34 PM] I2E: $350 with my $15
[2:32:45 PM] Guerilla: keep your $15
[2:32:46 PM] I2E: I'm going to push for the $392
[2:32:51 PM] Guerilla: you put more in labor time into organizing this
[2:32:52 PM] Guerilla: ok
[2:39:28 PM] I2E: we are only $50 short on that, I think we get there.
[2:40:37 PM] Guerilla: Nice
[2:41:01 PM] I2E: come to 409.98 out the door, a classy day for WF.
[2:41:06 PM] Guerilla: yeah
[2:41:17 PM] Guerilla: people will surprise you
[2:41:20 PM] Guerilla: good and bad
[2:41:22 PM] Guerilla: fucking humans
[2:42:31 PM] I2E: agreed
 
Just saw this... God, I hope you cleared this with Jon first, bro. Nowhere in this thread did I even see a mention of that, and if someone did something like this in MY name without asking first, which is what it appears like, well...

My guys talk about "The Chicago comin' outta me" when I get pissed off and blow a gasket, and this would make me go fuckin Magnificent Mile on their ass.

Just sayin...
 
Oh gee, now you mention it, we totally can't act as a community (hint: Jon ain't Wickedfire, Jon owns Wickedfire) to reach out and be decent to someone in our industry who lost a loved one.

This thread showcases the best and worst of this forum. What a gaping chasm.
 
Just saw this... God, I hope you cleared this with Jon first, bro. Nowhere in this thread did I even see a mention of that, and if someone did something like this in MY name without asking first, which is what it appears like, well...

My guys talk about "The Chicago comin' outta me" when I get pissed off and blow a gasket, and this would make me go fuckin Magnificent Mile on their ass.

Just sayin...

What...you scared of the big bad Jon?

I think he has bigger concerns than what M. Cutts thinks about this place.

Are you worried the reputation of WF is going to be tarnished by us doing something nice for someone?
 
What...you scared of the big bad Jon?

I think he has bigger concerns than what M. Cutts thinks about this place.

Are you worried the reputation of WF is going to be tarnished by us doing something nice for someone?

Not what I meant bros- I think the gesture was an excellent one, and I would totally have kicked in for it if I'd seen it in time, but hey... This may be a community, but it's a privately owned one, and that is the point.

Before you go out and use someone's business name and trademark publicly, especially when there's a potential for backlash, which I can completely envision here, then maybe... just maybe...

You should ask first?

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Not what I meant bros- I think the gesture was an excellent one, and I would totally have kicked in for it if I'd seen it in time, but hey... This may be a community, but it's a privately owned one, and that is the point.

Before you go out and use someone's business name and trademark publicly, especially when there's a potential for backlash, which I can completely envision here, then maybe... just maybe...

You should ask first?

The name was not used publicly, this isn't a publicity stunt, and I'm not trying to capitalize on the name of this forum or anything of the sort.

It's a 3x5 index card with a message of condolences to someone in our industry who has suffered a personal tragedy.

As far as backsplash goes, I suppose it's possible that anything can go sideways, but I really don't think a flower delivery made in good faith, with sincere intentions is going to get away and somehow fuck things up.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and they aren't set to be delivered until Monday, so if someone messages me, I'll cancel the order and give everyone their money back, but I really hope that this isn't an issue, because I was really just trying to do something nice.