I Told IceToEskimos To Stop Trolling On Wickedfire, Now I Break With Him

[stamp]

 

[Tobias Funke]

Hmm,..why is it that she doesn't have a black eye yet?

 

[IceToEskimos]

ACTUAL EMAIL FROM MY GIRLFRIEND:

Dear Ice,

Until you get some real work done around here, I am going on strike.

No longer will I clean, cook, or wear yoga pants. I will not sweep the mound of cigarette ashes from your computer table or remove the food from your computer screen. And as far as waxing your back, you are on your own. If you decide to stop hanging around on wicked fire with all your pint sized weenie friends I might change my mind.

Until then, you can expect to sleep outside with the sled dogs.

Love,

your cold, cold, Eskimo girlfriend

 

[skohh]

ACTUAL EMAIL FROM MY GIRLFRIEND:

Dear Ice,

Until you get some real work done around here, I am going on strike.

No longer will I clean, cook, or wear yoga pants. I will not sweep the mound of cigarette ashes from your computer table or remove the food from your computer screen. And as far as waxing your back, you are on your own. If you decide to stop hanging around on wicked fire with all your pint sized weenie friends I might change my mind.

Until then, you can expect to sleep outside with the sled dogs.

Love,

your cold, cold, Eskimo girlfriend

Son I'm very proud, but where the fuck you been?

 

[jeffrey]

My girlfriend tried to yell at me for interfering with your marriage. I kept her straight and she made me a turkey sandwich while doing the dishes and laundry.

 

[Aznxmtg]

I can't tell if this is real, please me help figure out.

 

[lukep]

I can't tell if this is real, please me help figure out.

SUCCESS!!!!!

 

[EskimosWife]

Keep our house you greedy bastard, I don't need it. You may live in it with your beloved Dresden, after all house is white.

I go away with a really handsome boy. And yes, I met him on WF. Isn't it ironic? He's very inteligent. All this time he was supporting me. Here is my new lover:

Good bye Ice.
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[faceblogger]

I am a virgin leave me alone.

 

[everlonglp3]

Ice, it's about time you gave in and you two made up. But I won't tell you how to do. Take a cue from some Jack Black.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCqP9d4i2E&]TENACIOUS D - FUCK HER GENTLY - YouTube[/ame]

 

[jeffrey]

 

[tomaszjot]

Neg rep for faceblogger for trying to steal gf from IceToEskimos

 

[onkelmicha]

spoon pick or GTFO

 

[vaizbunas]

LMAO,I get same shit sometimes because I dont give much attention to my GF But breaking up? WTF LOL Take a fork and stab her to death There will be many holes if Ice dick is so small Ice GF can be fucked true all of them

 

[stamp]

Faceblogger vs ice . The clash of the titans .

 

[skohh]

LMAO,I get same shit sometimes because I dont give much attention to my GF But breaking up? WTF LOL Take a fork and stab her to death There will be many holes if Ice dick is so small Ice GF can be fucked true all of them

Your fucked up vision on this matter is very fucked up. Ice is a very caring, loving person, obviously it's HER loss!

 

[yast]

 

[guerilla]

So who in this thread actually makes a living in IM?

 

[Phoenixz]

feonsay!!!!

 

[thehobbster]

HE HUMPED HER RIGHT OFF THE RAILING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!