Oh , Dearest Stefanie; It is too late for that. I have been having lesbian fantasies about you since seeing your hoola hoop video and the accordion playing really pushed my infatuations over the edge.
By the way - Lesbo trapped in a dudes body, but not in prison (yet). Although I do have a rather Marquis de Sade 'esque medieval torture dungeon that could definitely use your minimalist interior design tastes.
I could lock you in a cell, you could call me "Shirley" as I donned an afro wig and an orange jumpsuit ... just throwing a few things out there.
On the flip side, you could don the wig and jumpsuit on the condition that you played it kind of rough with me and called me a "Jive Sucka" convincingly. I have never been called a "Jive Sucka" before and it's on the bucket list. Just an FYI.