I don't want to read this whole thread, but I'll give you my advice should you care to heed it.
Step 1: Read "You are what you eat" and follow it to a tee. If you are not vegetarian, feel free to add organic chicken, fish, and lean turkey anywhere in there. Reading the entire book is important, and it can change your life if you take it seriously.
Step 2: Start jogging long distances. Long sustained cardio, especially running, is great for your body and overall health in more ways than I can list on this page. Start small, get all stretched and hydrated and start running around a track, or something you can judge distance with. Run until you feel like you can't take another step - not until you're "tired of running". I like to say that the amount of work you put in AFTER you are tired, is what you really get out of a workout, and helps you push farther next time. Continue this 5 out of 7 days of the week, make it a habit. If you can do this, AND follow step 1, I guarantee you will lose 10-20 lbs in the first few months and feel like Obama felt on Monday.
Feel free to PM me if you have any questions...
Cheers