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how can you make money on the internet
with no product no list and no cash

:bowdown:thanks william
 


william40 said:
how can you make money on the internet
with no product no list and no cash

:bowdown:thanks william
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Oh dear God...seriously? You signed up today, and rather than taking some time to read or use the SEARCH.......

Okay, here's a surefire way to make some money (no joke):
  1. Get a video camera
  2. Strip down buck naked
  3. Now stick one thumb up your ass and the other in your mouth
  4. Every thirty seconds switch thumb positions (the one in your butt goes to your mouth and vice versa)
  5. Get 5 minutes or so of this
  6. Make a page with ads for fetish and gay porn on it
  7. Start posting on forums "Hey did you see this sick shit [insert link here]"
  8. Sit back and watch the dough roll in.
I'm sure you're offended now, and think I'm a prick. Oh well, I'll get over it. But I'm serious, that WILL make you money. Look at the guy that did 2Girls1Cup: he makes over $400 a day from AFF ads. At least that what he told me a month ago. It may be more or less now.

If that's too much for your sensibilities, then go to:
http://www.wickedfire.com/newbie-questions/9651-wf-treasure-trove-articles-threads-read.html

and read every single thread linked from there.
 
Step 1: Buy a gun
Step 2: Go back to your house (or alleyway or rathole or wherever you live)
Step 3: Shoot yourself in the face

What a solution, this way we all win!
 
havokb8 said:
Step 1: Buy a gun
Step 2: Go back to your house (or alleyway or rathole or wherever you live)
Step 3: Shoot yourself in the face

What a solution, this way we all win!
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I'd actually like some help too, non-sarcastic help......and suicide's the most creative solution you could come up with?

I know its 4:43am.......did ur tranny porn just end?

just keepin up with the fun insults but if there is any sort of unbiased, honest help to be given please do. not everyone was born with a keyboard for a penis!!!!
 
wow, you guys are ruthless, lol...


To answer your question, you don't need your own product, you can sell other people's products, hence "affiliate" marketing

To start to get an idea of products to promote, go to clickbank.com/marketplace or cj.com


But, before you do anything, read as many posts about affiliate marketing as you can so you can educate yourself on how it works
 
so i fucked up and forgot about doing a search
and asked a shit question

do all newbies get answered like this
so am a slow learner
i dont have a lot of free time to learn this stuff with having a shit day job
 
william40 said:
so i fucked up and forgot about doing a search
and asked a shit question

do all newbies get answered like this
so am a slow learner
i dont have a lot of free time to learn this stuff with having a shit day job
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Your shit day job takes 8-9 hours a day, maybe 16 if you are stuck in a third world country. The average person sleeps 4 hours or so a night. You probably don't have any friends so you aren't wasting your time with people. Eating can't take you more than 1 hour for 3 meals and snacks. This leaves you anywhere between 3 - 10 hours a day that you could be researching this.

Over the course of a year, 1095 - 3650 hours you could be doing your homework on this.

Very stupid question.

hyperion
 
hyperion said:
Your shit day job takes 8-9 hours a day, maybe 16 if you are stuck in a third world country. The average person sleeps 4 hours or so a night. You probably don't have any friends so you aren't wasting your time with people. Eating can't take you more than 1 hour for 3 meals and snacks. This leaves you anywhere between 3 - 10 hours a day that you could be researching this.

Over the course of a year, 1095 - 3650 hours you could be doing your homework on this.

Very stupid question.

hyperion
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lol you blew his mind
 
hyperion said:
Your shit day job takes 8-9 hours a day, maybe 16 if you are stuck in a third world country. The average person sleeps 4 hours or so a night. You probably don't have any friends so you aren't wasting your time with people. Eating can't take you more than 1 hour for 3 meals and snacks. This leaves you anywhere between 3 - 10 hours a day that you could be researching this.

Over the course of a year, 1095 - 3650 hours you could be doing your homework on this.

Very stupid question.

hyperion
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You'll never believe it but I found your post very inspirational. Maybe I should stop complaining about how I don't have time to do these things well and just get organised and use my time better.

(This includes: no more posting on WickedFire when I'm supposed to do research about pricing strategies for an assignment).
 
hyperion said:
The average person sleeps 4 hours or so a night.
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Dude, what group of speed freaks are you hanging with?
The human body needs to spend a third of its time in a rested state to remain in peak condition... that's 7-9 hours of sleep a day, depending on the amount of activity you've been doing during the previous active period.

4 hours if for old people preparing to die...
 
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