Like meth? You better learn to.

Which option?

  • Option A

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Option B

    Votes: 7 33.3%

  • Option C

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • there are shadow people watching my every move

    Votes: 8 38.1%
  • Total voters
    21
IceToEskimos

IceToEskimos

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For the meth retards out there and people that claim to hate meth, you need to get on the 8 ball. If you want to make money in this industry, a working knowledge of meth is the single most important skill available. Yes simple meth. Not coding, not design work, not even content building but plain old meth.

Here's why:

You have $500 to spend on meth and you're considering different places to sell it. The dime bags you can move sell for $20, and your supplier claims that it's 100% pure.

Option "A" - stand on a street corner that gets a lot of traffic, but also has a lot of po-po action

Option "B" - have your little brother sell it at school for a 5% cut

Option "C" - keep it all and make your girlfriend turn tricks to support your habit

So, what are some of the details you need to know to make an informed decision?

Also, which option is the best?

I'll post the answer later today.
 
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(A AND B) OR C

I am disgusted with myself that I have forgotten the mathematical symbols used in set theory in only 3 years, even though I use them most days in code.
 
(D) Get both your brother and girlfriend wasted on the meth, then incite them into committing unspeakable acts of depravity on the high-traffic street corner. Wait for the po-po to arrive, then film the whole debacle and upload it to youtube. Profit off ads and t-shirt sales.
 
For anyone interested:

In real life IceToEskimos has chosen option C, kept it all and made me turn tricks to support his habit
 
EskimosWife said:
For anyone interested:

In real life IceToEskimos has chosen option C, kept it all and made me turn tricks to support his habit
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this is true.

for anyone interested, here is a recent photo:


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PM eskimoswife for details.
 
In no particular order:

1. Who are the other meth suppliers and dealers in the area and how many are there.
2. What is the cut rate of the other suppliers product.
3. What would it cost for police protection should you go with option A, option B, or option C.
4. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for possession.
5. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for distribution
6. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for operating a drug operation in a school/drug free zone and distributing to minors.
7. How much is someone willing to pay to bone/get blown by/ass bang my girlfriend.
8. How much will they be willing to pay once she turns into a meth head because she she's ready to kill herself because she's blown more sweaty dongs than a 5-year-old has picked boogers.
9. How reliable is my supplier?
10. Will the GF still hook for me after I "dump" her because she's now a whore, even if she is MY whore. Also does she have friends with low self-esteem who I could also have turn tricks for me.

The main question that isn't that important.

How many meth addicts are there in your area - This isn't important. Meth/Heroin/Coke/Crack addicts are the easiest thing in the world to make (except for man butter, which is why turning out your gf and her friends and having them sell your meth while tricking is really your best proposition). All you have to do is find someone down on their luck. You give them something that makes them feel better. They remember that good feeling. They think I can do this it's no big deal. Next thing you know their wife leaves them and they're sucking dicks in the back ally so they can buy your product.

In reality it takes a lot more intelligence to run a successful drug ring than it does to make a living online, with the key word there being successful. However, your life and freedom are generally safer making a living online than it is running a drug ring.

There are about a thousand other things you would need to know to make a truly informed decision. But those would be some of the first things I'd want to know if having to pick an option.

While I think you're analogy isn't quite spot-on, if the point was to get people to start thinking about how important math.....errrr meth is to any business for both profitability and risk equations I applaud you good sir.

One of the better threads I've seen here today.
 
JRose said:
In no particular order:

1. Who are the other meth suppliers and dealers in the area and how many are there.
2. What is the cut rate of the other suppliers product.
3. What would it cost for police protection should you go with option A, option B, or option C.
4. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for possession.
5. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for distribution
6. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for operating a drug operation in a school/drug free zone and distributing to minors.
7. How much is someone willing to pay to bone/get blown by/ass bang my girlfriend.
8. How much will they be willing to pay once she turns into a meth head because she she's ready to kill herself because she's blown more sweaty dongs than a 5-year-old has picked boogers.
9. How reliable is my supplier?
10. Will the GF still hook for me after I "dump" her because she's now a whore, even if she is MY whore. Also does she have friends with low self-esteem who I could also have turn tricks for me.

The main question that isn't that important.

How many meth addicts are there in your area - This isn't important. Meth/Heroin/Coke/Crack addicts are the easiest thing in the world to make (except for man butter, which is why turning out your gf and her friends and having them sell your meth while tricking is really your best proposition). All you have to do is find someone down on their luck. You give them something that makes them feel better. They remember that good feeling. They think I can do this it's no big deal. Next thing you know their wife leaves them and they're sucking dicks in the back ally so they can buy your product.

In reality it takes a lot more intelligence to run a successful drug ring than it does to make a living online, with the key word there being successful. However, your life and freedom are generally safer making a living online than it is running a drug ring.

There are about a thousand other things you would need to know to make a truly informed decision. But those would be some of the first things I'd want to know if having to pick an option.

While I think you're analogy isn't quite spot-on, if the point was to get people to start thinking about how important math.....errrr meth is to any business for both profitability and risk equations I applaud you good sir.

One of the better threads I've seen here today.
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strong 4th post, and I mean that.
 
JRose said:
In reality it takes a lot more intelligence to run a successful drug ring than it does to make a living online, with the key word there being successful. However, your life and freedom are generally safer making a living online than it is running a drug ring.
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QFT - one of the smartest people I know ran a cocaine-distribution operation when he was at university. At one stage he was clearing $250k a year, tax-free. He had a couple of close calls that very nearly ended in getting shot/sent to jail, and quit when he left uni.

He is now a fairly senior figure in the UK financial industry. He told me it was the best introduction to running a complex organisation one could wish for.
 
amateursurgeon said:
QFT - one of the smartest people I know ran a cocaine-distribution operation when he was at university. At one stage he was clearing $250k a year, tax-free. He had a couple of close calls that very nearly ended in getting shot/sent to jail, and quit when he left uni.

He is now a fairly senior figure in the UK financial industry. He told me it was the best introduction to running a complex organisation one could wish for.
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this is true...there are marketing lessons as well.

Burroughs says: "Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client."
 
E: Invest in a vacuum sealer and sell it on the Silkroad with next to no risk involved .
 
Have you ever noticed that women aren't good at meth? Why is that? Every time I ask my girlfriend a meth question she has this blank expression on her face. Maybe it's the meth.
 
Option D)

Get some anhydrous ammonia, lithium celled batteries, muriatic acid, starting fluid, pseudoephedrine, tin foil, some tubing, a glass stick, coffee filters, and some jars. Make your own, because the dealer is lying to you all cooks cut it. Have your stripper friends sell it for you.
 
JRose said:
In no particular order:

1. Who are the other meth suppliers and dealers in the area and how many are there.
2. What is the cut rate of the other suppliers product.
3. What would it cost for police protection should you go with option A, option B, or option C.
4. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for possession.
5. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for distribution
6. What are the mandatory minimum sentencing laws in your state for operating a drug operation in a school/drug free zone and distributing to minors.
7. How much is someone willing to pay to bone/get blown by/ass bang my girlfriend.
8. How much will they be willing to pay once she turns into a meth head because she she's ready to kill herself because she's blown more sweaty dongs than a 5-year-old has picked boogers.
9. How reliable is my supplier?
10. Will the GF still hook for me after I "dump" her because she's now a whore, even if she is MY whore. Also does she have friends with low self-esteem who I could also have turn tricks for me.

The main question that isn't that important.

How many meth addicts are there in your area - This isn't important. Meth/Heroin/Coke/Crack addicts are the easiest thing in the world to make (except for man butter, which is why turning out your gf and her friends and having them sell your meth while tricking is really your best proposition). All you have to do is find someone down on their luck. You give them something that makes them feel better. They remember that good feeling. They think I can do this it's no big deal. Next thing you know their wife leaves them and they're sucking dicks in the back ally so they can buy your product.

In reality it takes a lot more intelligence to run a successful drug ring than it does to make a living online, with the key word there being successful. However, your life and freedom are generally safer making a living online than it is running a drug ring.

There are about a thousand other things you would need to know to make a truly informed decision. But those would be some of the first things I'd want to know if having to pick an option.

While I think you're analogy isn't quite spot-on, if the point was to get people to start thinking about how important math.....errrr meth is to any business for both profitability and risk equations I applaud you good sir.

One of the better threads I've seen here today.
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wow. just wow. A+
 
gutterseo said:
E: Invest in a vacuum sealer and sell it on the Silkroad with next to no risk involved .
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This. Except it better be pure, you get one bad review regarding product quality and you're pretty much done. Seller accounts ain't cheap.
 
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