lol I love wickedfire. Damn I missed the sarcasm. On a serious note man, I know where you stand. Most people do not start off making money, at least nothing to live off of. It also is up to what you try to do. YOu could do PPC, but you do have to spend the money to make the money. You could lose hundreds of dollars tweaking the keywords, bids, split testing ads, before you finally get it targeted to converting visitors to make up that loss. Not every offer will profit you. PPC = lose money. Those who succeed at PPC know how to fine-tune and split test the keywords/ads to turn it into profits. Some marketers toss hundreds of dollars into campaigns, knowing it isnt going to profit, but they know once they get it fine-tuned it will make up the losses, then tons more.
You could go on to free traffic. You still have to buy the domains. I just started a site a few weeks ago, and get 100+ hits a day all on free traffic. I am still testing out with landing page options, and campaign offers on which ones convert best. I spent $6.99 on the domain, and made that back on the 2nd day. So if you want free traffic, check out SEO and find out how to rank well on search engines. Also theres other methods like video marketing, ect. Consumes time, but its free. But again, nothing is free because you had to buy the domain. If you are not willing to spend $7 on a domain name, then you are not willing to make money.
You could use the same tactics (SEO) to rank well for keywords targeting a specific niche. Run a phpbay or BANS on that site that uses the Ebay Partner network. This is the first active month of my phpbay site, I made $58 so far this month. All Free Traffic! But again, nothing is free.. I spent what, $49 on phpbay (right before they raised the price), and $6.99 for that domain.. So I am at about a $2 profit. Next month I am shooting for $100, I am still tweaking keywords and getting my ranks up. Some keywords im 1st, 2nd or 3rd page, others I am nowhere to be found. My goal is $400 a month average in 6 months for that site..
You see what i am getting at? There are options out there for those who don't want to go broke getting to a good income. But you have to spend money to make money. I spent $5 for hosting, bought 2 domains this month for $13.98, phpbay for $49. Total spent = $67. Not that much at all, and lets just say I EASILY made that back in no time. I consider that the free method. Yeah I spent the cash on phpbay, but it is for life, so every thing after its paid off ($49) is pure profit. Minus my hosting at $5 a month, and minus the domains that I dont have to worry about for a year. $10 each year for a domain.
If you are scared to spend some money, then you are in the wrong place. AM is where its at if you are into this sort of thing. The reason you aren't making money is you arent trying hard enough and are scared to buy an extra domain, or a script like phpbay. Dont eat out for a while and you wont notice a difference.