Need to Make Money Fast!

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I want to know one thing:

How did it come about that some guy offered to pay your bills for you just to let him suck YOU off?

That is some funny shit.:repuke:

Adam
 


Sell your used shit on Ebay...write articles and submit them with exclusive rights to associatedcontent.com , write a pack of articles and put up a site in a very specific, well-researched niche and sell that pack of articles to a specific number of buyers...use the leather in your shoes and pound the pavement and help some offline businesses get to the top of Google and charge them a bit to do it...etc...

In other words, sit down, take a deep fucking breath, and and come up with a damn plan to work out of your situation...there's "stupid" money all around you if you take the time (which apparently you don't have), and use that grey matter between the ears.

A lesson to take from your experience here...don't let yourself get to "desperation" mode, or wait until the last minute to get help, or tips...whatever...and go be an entrepreneur. Or, get a job.
 
Phre0nBurn said:
Exploit yourself. I would if I was a girl. The best I've ever been offered was my rent and car and bills paid every month if I would let this guy suck me off a few times a month...

Sounds good until you REALLY get the offer... Then it just makes you feel sick.
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Hahahaha
 
Jan said:
[*]WF is highly recommended by people who DO. If with all your reading you can't figure out the technical aspects then it might be time to accept this isn't the field for you
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May I know what is WF?
I am really curious and want to try the writing
field.
 
deniseg said:
I'll just say that I have been making a living online for two years, doing paid posting and now that I have lost my PR and thus the big money ads for paid posting I am just about broke and feeling panicky.
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Just a word of advice from someone who has made far fewer internet monies: once you get back on your feet, save your money. If I were full time I'd be saving at least a few months worth of expenses - ideally a year - just in case of something like this. Another word of advice would be to diversify.
 
Phre0nBurn said:
I don't know if you are a male or female (I could assume, but these days, you never know)

But... Seriously... I'm dead serious... So don't think I'm kidding...

Craigslist F4M services.
$100 an hour.

If you're good looking (be HONEST with yourself here), you can sell photoshoots to adult networks for $40-$80 bux a set...

Phone sex is always an option, but slow...

Once again, good looking... Webcams pay. Do live webcam shows...

Exploit yourself. I would if I was a girl. The best I've ever been offered was my rent and car and bills paid every month if I would let this guy suck me off a few times a month...

Sounds good until you REALLY get the offer... Then it just makes you feel sick.
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He has some good ideas.
You should go with the webcam one.

Not in the best shape ever? I got this wicked awesome love pill that can help you lose weight, It's called acai.
 
Just learn seo works by working under some one,gain experience and offer your own serivces to the people.Simple :)
 
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