you are so wrong its not even funny
and in other news, one of my friends just forwarded me an email he got from facebook. Not about the problems of course but instead something this awesome:
Hello,
I wanted to reach out to you today to let you know there could be potential fluctuations in your ad delivery on Monday for specific ads targeted to females in the US. We got word that an advertiser is coming in on Monday with a significant bid that will use the majority of inventory targeted to females in the US. If you are targeting this set, your impressions will be impacted for this one day. If your target includes this set (is not targeted exclusively), your ad should not be impacted.
In addition, We'd like to reconnect with you to see if I could help improve your Facebook advertising experience for your future ad campaigns. In the last few weeks, we’ve released a number of new product features including:
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I'm done with facebook. I can't even begin to describe how fucked up that is.