Obama Jokes

[Trademark]

I'm here for the jokes.

"Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'" – Jay Leno

 

[popeye]

Damn, you guys hear about the black tar showing up on the Texas coast today?

 

[popeye]

You're going to need a big mop to flush all of that sand out first.

lulz

 

[JakeStratham]

Damn, you guys hear about the black tar showing up on the Texas coast today?

 

[guerilla]

Damn, you guys hear about the black tar showing up on the Texas coast today?

Go race troll someone else's thread you inbred retard.

 

[popeye]

Go race troll someone else's thread you inbred retard.

Thought you were thicker skinned than that. I figure If I can take all the bashes and jokes about my religion on this forum you could take a little joke about your race?

 

[guerilla]

Thought you were thicker skinned than that. I figure If I can take all the bashes and jokes about my religion on this forum you could take a little joke about your race?

What does one have to do with the other?

How exactly did something someone else said about religion give you the moral authority to talk shit about race?

Claiming someone bashed your religion is a sick joke. Christ lived a life of dignity and tolerance. You're about as far from Christian as anyone can get.

 

[FerrisHilton]

You guys seriously have to fuck everything up with your politishit. Let's try again:

Whats the difference between Obama and Lil Jon?

- One is successful in his career.

 

[1nspire]

The only reason I'm glad he won. It was going to be a democrat one way or another.

 

[guerilla]

"Today, by the way, is our president, President Obama's, one-year anniversary in office. I looked it up. Traditionally on the first anniversary, you give paper, so, I got him his birth certificate." -Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley -- all dependents." --Jay Leno

 

[conv3rsion]

Thought you were thicker skinned than that. I figure If I can take all the bashes and jokes about my religion on this forum you could take a little joke about your race?

man....

you just can't make this shit up.

 

[papajohn56]

The biggest joke is the farcical libertarians who stood by silent while Bush ran up the deficit and enacted unheard of state control of citizen's rights.....

Now many of them use ideological subterfuge as a reason why they don't like Obama when really what they don't like is the fact that a brilliant half-black guy with a foreign sounding name is the president of the united states....

Sad really...

Or you just ignored us when Bush did it, even though we were just as vocal.

 

[Trademark]

"President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that's just in his administration." - Jay Leno

 

[jboogie]

Putting aside popeye's ignorance for a second, I'm still endlessly annoyed that the vast majority of these jokes are being attributed to comedians that clearly didn't tell them.

I guess it's conservatives and their repercussion-less lying, even if it's fake joke attributions, that drives me insane. Why do you guys get to lie all the time about literally everything and not get called out?

 

[LotsOfZeros]

I guess it's conservatives and their repercussion-less lying, even if it's fake joke attributions, that drives me insane. Why do you guys get to lie all the time about literally everything and not get called out?

Are you kidding me?
I could write a book on the flagrancy of the left's lies.

 

[moneygame]

Hahahahaaha that made me LOL for sure. But I like how this has turned into a political battle.

 

[Tindalos]

America!

 

[kingfish]

I like this one

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

 

[popeye]

What does one have to do with the other?

How exactly did something someone else said about religion give you the moral authority to talk shit about race?

Claiming someone bashed your religion is a sick joke. Christ lived a life of dignity and tolerance. You're about as far from Christian as anyone can get.

I think the funniest joke of all is the hypocrisy that some members show on this forum. They will sit on their hands with their mouth glued shut and watch Jew, Christian and women jokes be thrown around this forum, yet they sound the horn of civil rights equallity when a harmless black joke is made.

If you are going to step up and become the moral compass of this forum than you need to sound your mighty trumpet of racism and social equallity on ALL post and jokes that are negative to another gender, race etc.

P.S. I informed my black millitary buddy that sent me the original joke, that he was racially insensetive and shouldn't send me any more offensive jokes.

 

[MikeT3]

I think the funniest joke of all is the hypocrisy that some members show on this forum. They will sit on their hands with their mouth glued shut and watch Jew, Christian and women jokes be thrown around this forum, yet they sound the horn of civil rights equallity when a harmless black joke is made.

If you are going to step up and become the moral compass of this forum than you need to sound your mighty trumpet of racism and social equallity on ALL post and jokes that are negative to another gender, race etc.

P.S. I informed my black millitary buddy that sent me the original joke, that he was racially insensetive and shouldn't send me any more offensive jokes.

This post...offends me. on the inside. nice. :bowdown: