People Depressed That Avatar Wasn't Real - Want To Hang Themselves

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I...what the fuck...I'm not sure how the fuck this many people survive into adulthood. There is a corny ass thread (actually, it looks like they had so many posts there are 2 or 3 threads going on) on an Avatar fan forum site about people discussing ways to deal with their depression after seeing Avatar and realizing that Pandora isn't real. Yes, seriously.

Waste of Oxygen

There is some real comedic gold in there, but it doesn't speak well about the future of humanity when that many people are so affected by Pocahontas in Space. It was a visually impressive movie with a tired plot. Worth the $10, but maybe not worth killing yourself over.
 


lol.

JacobSully said:
So I've seen this phrase a couple of times in this thread "Live like the Na'vi" and you know what? It was good advice, I needed to live more like the Na'vi. The very first thing I did was remove my bedding from the house and set up a hammock in my bedroom instead (it would be outside but it's very cold right now :( ) I know this is very superficial so please don't judge me, but one step at a time right?

The next thing I know I need to do is have a respect of the enviroment. I used to drive a ranger ,but I realized that was hurting mother Earth, or terra as I've affectionatly called her. So anyways I took the beast for one last drive and left it downtown with the keys in it, I won't be a devil anymore!!! Since then I've found a horse on Craiglist and starting barning it in my empty garage. My "moron" neighbors are complaining, but you know what they haven't woken up yet, those big jerks.

Thirdly I've tried to engage in activism, you see in the suburbs the city routinely decides to remove trees because they are pushing up their cement!! Can you believe that? Maybe their cement is bugging the trees roots or something. So I've ridden around on silver lightning (my horse he's such a sweetie) and found these people and had very heated arguments with them. They don't understand what it's like to be a tree and how truely alive they really are. I've been mostly unsuccessful :(, but a couple conceded and decided not to tear the trees down!! I'm currently in the process of creating my own bow and arrow to intimidate these cretins (i'd never use it though)

Lastly it was clear that the Na'vi hate greed so I'm going to write some very strongly worded letters to wallstreet and Ford telling them what they've done to this earth.

Living like the Na'vi has changed my life, when it gets warmer I plan on just wearing a burlap sack around my waste, man was not meant to be fully clothed.

Thank you for this site so I can meet other like minded people.
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There's one thing about uber-fans and activists that I just do NOT understand...where in the hell do they get the free time to do this stuff?

I'm a parent and business owner. At no time during the day does "the list" fall below several hundred things that need to be done. Ever.
 
I'd rather spend my money on a hippy that will smoke weed all day and hold up irrelevant signs at a "protest" than buy yet another nuclear weapon for the conservative agenda.
 
Tight said:
I'd rather spend my money on a hippy that will smoke weed all day and hold up irrelevant signs at a "protest" than buy yet another nuclear weapon for the conservative agenda.
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what the fuck is going on with this gay ass avatar shit, is this really the same dude that directed terminator 2?
 
If anyone feels the need to hang themselves due to being depressed that Pandora doesn't really exist, i would encourage you to do so. There is nothing left for you here.
 
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