Postwhore Contest - Affiliate Programs

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I guess advertising affiliate programs is a great way to monetize a popular forum geared toward internet marketers.
 
I was busy scraping Jon's great content, and it was pulling in major bank for my affiliate programs.
 
Soon Aojon's rank in the serps were going down, and I managed to make $1 million off of my affiliate program.
 
Even though Jon is a nice guy, I still wanted to 'borrow' his content for my affiliate programs.
 
So I expanded into other niches with affiliate programs such as poker and real estate.
 
Even so, "affiliate programs" is probably a fairly competitive term in the SE's. WF can probably rank for it just fine though.
 
Which happen to be once again un-penetrated by other web masters promoting affiliate programs.
 
Jon is probably going to have some fun counting up all of the different posts related to the term affiliate programs.
 
And soon my ranks in the serps started to surpass that of the great Tyler Cruz, and my affiliate programs were pulling in major dough again.
 
Even though Tyler doesn't know shit about affiliate programs, according to a post over in the general section.
 
Well anyways I was making a trillion dollars off of other peoples content with my affiliate program.
 
Well, I'm off for awhile. I've been promoting affiliate programs for the last 10 hours and my eyes are bleeding.
 
Then I ventured over to a thread that talked about sexy mammas that were into affiliate programs.
 
Seeing that I could attract some foxy ladies with my leet affiliate program skills, I decided to take no prisoners and pwn this shit once and for all.
 
I haX0red my way into various paypal accounts of the great ones with the names of Shoemoney, Jon, Tyler Cruz, and many more. I shall pwn at affiliate programs now.
 
Now I had come up with another billion dollars to begin my reign on affiliate programs.
 
I decided to purchase all of the noob affiliate programs and combine them all to form the Bootmoney Affiliate Program Network.
 
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