Postwhore Contest - Affiliate Programs

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I got some intraweb noobs such as Jon at wicked fire to actually testify about how pwnage my new Bootmoney Affiliate Program is
 


Little did mr. jon know that I sent him an affiliate link to my own affiliate program/network!
 
So now I was earning commission on Jon's hard work. Not to mention everybody else that signed up for my affiliate program as well.
 
So now I have all of this money from my affiliate program, I decide to sell it off in different sections before the government breaks up my monopoly.
 
With my trillion gazillion dollar bank account, I decide to start over with affiliate programs.
 
I mean, what else am I to do with all of this money? I enjoy affiliate programs, so lets start over with that.
 
I ended up pwning myself (lawl) buy spending a lot of my cashz04s on clicksor traffic for my affiliate program that i am promoting.
 
So with all of my money waisted to Clicksor (true story actually, faggots) I decided to promote my affiliate program in my signature at wicked fire.
 
Jon obliged to my request with promoting my affiliate program at his forum, after all if it wasn't for me he wouldn't be where he is.
 
And well I didn't feel any sympathy for them, because I am much leeter at affiliate programs than they are.
 
They begged for private consulting on affiliate programs - even Jon was on hands and knees (that may be a bit to far, sorry jon).
 
Actually, I don't have any more cashola to buy some PPC traffic for my affiliate program.
 
And sense I don't feel like updating some of my sites, and work on a couple more of them, I guess I'll give more post with the keyword affiliate programs in it.
 
Google loves keywords like affiliate programs to be in H1 tags, but being on a forum, they don't offer the html tag.
 
So will try making the term affiliate programs bigger by using the features used in vbulletin
 
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