Question for girls here, if there are any

Which one would you go for

  • Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job.

    Votes: 25 48.1%
  • Fat guy with small dick, but wealthy and highly educated.

    Votes: 11 21.2%
  • Skinny guy with average looks and average income.

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52


Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.
 
Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.

sad but true
 
so you're saying looks and dick size don't matter to bitches?

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First thing you need is a fucking ounce of confidence. Confidence just comes easier to those who are naturally well endowed and successful. You think if a girl were to read this thread they'd have any respect for you whatsoever? You aren't even respecting yourself with this shit.
 
Ding Ding Ding Ding. LOL

Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.
 
First thing you need is a fucking ounce of confidence. Confidence just comes easier to those who are naturally well endowed and successful. You think if a girl were to read this thread they'd have any respect for you whatsoever? You aren't even respecting yourself with this shit.

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.
 
But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Well let's see. You could start by having some respect for your body. They say every 35-50 pounds extra you carry = 1 less inch of penis. So start there. If you can respect and love yourself it becomes a lot easier for everyone else.

Could you love a woman who didn't love herself? Didn't respect her own body enough to keep it looking average at the very least? It's no mystery bro.
 
But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Step 1.) Stop thinking that being a short chubby guy with a below-average tool is something to lose confidence over. Derp. Problem solved.

I guarantee there are guys less conventionally "attractive" that are getting 10x the pussy you'd think was possible.
 
You want a straight answer? Stop being a fucking loser and get in shape and otherwise BETTER YOURSELF. In doing so, you will gain confidence, but more importantly self-respect, which is all you need, it will not only get you girls it will change almost every aspect of your life. Again, better yourself... If you don't have the balls to do that, you don't deserve the women you want.

*edit* Oh, and the whole cock thing, it really is a social stigma. Sadly, some girls buy into it and seek 7 foot tall black dudes. Find the right girls.
 
Simple.

Don't hope for Jessica Alba when you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool. Seriously.

Find something that is reasonable for you.
 
This thread is full of fail but a couple guys gave solid advice - start with self improvement, work out, eat healthy, educate yourself, etc. Confidence is key. If you fail just keep trying.. just like AM bro. Hell you can even split test that shit.