So last night I'm banging out some slut...
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How impressed people are with their own sex lives, and how they think it is so special if they were to tell you about it, never ever gets old.
Sex is right up there with eating and shitting as one of the oldest human biological acts. Being impressed you fucked someone, or many people, or did something "different" while fucking someone is like starting a thread about how you made your own sushi or you have had diahorrea for a week.
Here is a simple rule of thumb for humans who can't introspect. The more important something is to you personally, the less likely it is important to anyone else.
Yes, this forum is shooting the shit. That used to mean "offtopic banter" not "every mundane detail of my pathetic life"
Sex is right up there with eating and shitting as one of the oldest human biological acts. Being impressed you fucked someone, or many people, or did something "different" while fucking someone is like starting a thread about how you made your own sushi or you have had diahorrea for a week.
Here is a simple rule of thumb for humans who can't introspect. The more important something is to you personally, the less likely it is important to anyone else.
Yes, this forum is shooting the shit. That used to mean "offtopic banter" not "every mundane detail of my pathetic life"
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears.
"But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
the story involves a drunken binge and cheap high-volume whores ... if there's any interest I'll consider posting
