Tasers...not for the stupid

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I still can't believe people are actually stupid enough to think that a 9V battery, or two AAs have enough power to deliver the current or voltage you need in a taser for it to be anything other than a practical joke.

A real taser battery, is either Lithium Ion or Nickel Metal Hydride cells in an array, or a single Nickel Cadmium. The current just isn't there on most store bought batteries. If it was, you could make them into flashbangs by shorting them.

BluuueJammm said:
Same here, I actually thought someone had punched me in the back of the head, exactly the same feeling.
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Kicked by a horse, donkey punched, what's the diff?
 


awesome story. brought tears to my eyes i laughed so hard.

we have one in the bedroom in case of break-ins. they kick like a mule. my best mate manages a gogo bar and i've seen him use one a couple of times on rowdy russians who didn't want to pay their bill.

ps next time zap the cat dumbass lol
 
I had a taser years ago, I used it to incapacitate electronic devices in my more rebellious days. A taser to a computer is a great way to get back at a boss that doesn't treat you with respect.
 
I remember when I was a kid, decided to take one of those old metal lighters that started using a small bolt of electricity to light the fume. Disassembled it so that the casing on the front was removed. used to zap other kids that way.

I later got much better results taking apart the flash unit of disposable cameras. Them capacitors can hold a bit of a punch.
 
che1959 said:
I had a taser years ago, I used it to incapacitate electronic devices in my more rebellious days. A taser to a computer is a great way to get back at a boss that doesn't treat you with respect.
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Meh... back in the days when floppies were still quite used.

1) Get clear fingernail polish, kitchen matches, and a blank diskette.
2) scrape the white end of the kitchen matches into a small bowl til you got a bunch of powder.
3) pry open the diskette, coat both sides with some clear fingernail polish, then put a thin coat of the powder on both sides.
4) use the polish to help seal the diskette back together.

Mail or have someone deliver said diskette with "client data" on it to the boss. If you're lucky he was using one of those older powermacs where the disk drive is built into the monitor.

Upon inserting the disk, the read head would create just enough friction to burn and melt the disk drive head, rendering the drive useless, and maybe causing a small puff of smoke (though not usually, usually you just get a guy wondering why the floppy and every floppy there after was not reading).
 
Deliguy said:
Unbend a paperclip and hold it within an inch of a power socket. Don't put it in, just hold it there for 15 seconds and look at it.

Now try to go about the rest of your day without running over and shoving it in there! It's impossible I's tells ya! Impossible!
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Nothing would've happened if you just poke it like that. There is one plus wire in the power socket, so chances are 50% - 50% that you touch the minus wire (which can be anything conductible and is not charged at all) and nothing would happen. Even if you touch the plus wire, you would have to touch something conductible for your body to transfer electricity (the state of shock). But people are usually grounded (have slippers or shoes) unless they hold with their other hand onto something.

Our high school professor used to hold contest on how long can you hold onto output wires of a pedal electricity generator. He had voltage meter and all :xmas-smiley-016:. I could hold on for about 5 seconds on 70v.

You american pussies have voltage of 110v in your power sockets if I recall right. We europeans have 220v.
 
Way harder lesson than mine to learn why you shouldn't fuck with electricity or devices of that sort.
 
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