GF just showed me this:
The 14 Most Beautiful Vaginas On The Planet | My Tiny Secrets
Not sure what to say ...
The 14 Most Beautiful Vaginas On The Planet | My Tiny Secrets
Not sure what to say ...
the 14 most beautiful vaginas on the planet
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I bet her "Tiny Secret" ain't that tiny, mates...
I bet it's a set of Whopping Great Flappy Beef Curtains like this:
I bet it's a set of Whopping Great Flappy Beef Curtains like this:
Who would do that? If you know trees well, you also know that they are quite complicated in most cases and probably won't allow more than a gentle touch for "energy transfer". :crap:
This guy is a professional slit sniffer:
...And then Mr. Specific chimes in with the subtlety of a serial killer:
Finally:
Obviously, ^this^ guy has never received a face full of snatch before.
All in all, a very weird article.
Sometimes, I get the feeling women are deeply ashamed of their genitals. If they weren't, why is there this huge compensatory "Vaginal Worship" movement going on? Why do women have this pseudo-mystical, quasi-cultish obsession with their beef curtains?
Why do women hate the word "moist" so much?
It's all becoming very clear...
Yes these bitches are crazy BUT historically it's not the ladies that are obsessed with their naughty bits..
^The phallus has been a symbol of power and masculinity since forever. If nothing else, men tend to realize how absurdly funny their cocks are (and how threatening other cocks are).
You don't hear about guys "embracing" their dicks. Or trying to offset any sort of shame by discussing the "beauty" and "necessity" of the penis.
I mean, shit - look at female comedians. Much of the material has to do with becoming comfortable with talking about their vaginas openly.
Even at parties or whatever, my male friends don't have a problem air-fucking things or finding phallic items hilarious. The women, on the other hand, often react to vaginal references with, "EWWWWWWWW" or "GROSSS!"
Very strange, considering most guys find pussies in general fascinating and awesome.
Girls are VERY sensitive about this shit. Is this society's fault?
You don't hear about guys "embracing" their dicks. Or trying to offset any sort of shame by discussing the "beauty" and "necessity" of the penis.
I mean, shit - look at female comedians. Much of the material has to do with becoming comfortable with talking about their vaginas openly.
Even at parties or whatever, my male friends don't have a problem air-fucking things or finding phallic items hilarious. The women, on the other hand, often react to vaginal references with, "EWWWWWWWW" or "GROSSS!"
Very strange, considering most guys find pussies in general fascinating and awesome.
Girls are VERY sensitive about this shit. Is this society's fault?
Could it be thousands of years of teaching women to cover up, be modest, that they should be ashamed of their sexuality (or else they must be sluts so let's stone them)? All the while men built statues and monuments to their cocks, wore codpieces etc and their sexual prowess was a cause for pride, poems and drinking songs?
With a few isolated exceptions the world has not looked kindly on vagina braggers throughout history. So men have a head start.
Disclaimer: I don't for one think women should start "outting" their vaginas. Where is the power in that? The power lies in the coveting, in the mystery. The man wants it more because not everyone can have it/see it. Just my two cents.
With a few isolated exceptions the world has not looked kindly on vagina braggers throughout history. So men have a head start.
Disclaimer: I don't for one think women should start "outting" their vaginas. Where is the power in that? The power lies in the coveting, in the mystery. The man wants it more because not everyone can have it/see it. Just my two cents.
