because his was one of the first. Makes it tougher to group it with the rest of the crowd's. Plus he has a good blog. He is the master of updating frequently.
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because his was one of the first. Makes it tougher to group it with the rest of the crowd's. Plus he has a good blog. He is the master of updating frequently.
I would go to elite retreat if there were girls fluffing me under the table during the homosexual-erotic classroom meetings. Oh wait, I guess Lee Dods and Shoemoney will be providing the blow jobs, so maybe I will go! Oh yeah, and Guy Kawasaki, your cool, but I seriously doubt your going to be able to go give some affiliate marketers any good tips, as you have never done online marketing yourself.
I hate the idea of elitism, and if you think that these internet marketing gurus are going to explain to you step by step how they are CURRENTLY making thousands every day; FUCKIN WAKE UP! It wont happen. I dont have enough money to attend this gayness, but if I did, I would go and expose it for the POS retarded-flaming-shit it really is. If anyone wants to pay for everything, I will go to this thing ruin it, expose it, whatever. Pay for me to fuck it up, and you got it!
I don't think shoemoney and his posse are ever going to talk wickedfire into approving of the elite retreat. Thats just the cold hard fact. Its not that the elite retreat is a shitty product its that its a hobby shop type product. Like what they teach in business programs. Its a product that isn't necessary. It isn't for self satisfaction and its not for success. No one actually needs the elite retreat. Some enjoy it however and are willing to pay big money for it. Like when you go into a hobby shop for some supplies, "If you are really serious about ___ you'll have no problem buying this outrageously priced item." Its the oldest scam line in the book but it works well in marketing. You can sell a $400 machine that cuts paper to a scrapbooker as long as you convince them they are a worthless scrapbooker until they are willing to "invest" $400 it. Every ebook and paid forum on in the seo market claims the same "you need me" lines. If i was serious about Internet marketing I would of invested a good 3million by now. Thank god I only do this as a hobby. 
Shoe, andrea, cronies.
Don't stress about ppl hating the elite retreat. To them(me as well) your just dupin' newbies. Which is the core of internet economics. To the people using the service your invaluable because they are the types that WANT the product. Worry about them, not us, and for god sakes quit with the guilt trip talk. We shouldn't have to feel guilty saying we don't approve of a product just because you or andrea are part of the product. Enough of this "If i get insulted i'll quit wickedfire" crap(i really hope that was a joke). As well as the constant defending of it. Also, loosing the whole "I'm just trying to help people" line would be a helpful removal of attitude. You are providing a product for your own profit not being a giant philanthropist. It just discredits you the more it gets preached. You only got so many seats. You will sell them all because of your popularity not because of what other people think.
Shoe, andrea, cronies.
Don't stress about ppl hating the elite retreat. To them(me as well) your just dupin' newbies. Which is the core of internet economics. To the people using the service your invaluable because they are the types that WANT the product. Worry about them, not us, and for god sakes quit with the guilt trip talk. We shouldn't have to feel guilty saying we don't approve of a product just because you or andrea are part of the product. Enough of this "If i get insulted i'll quit wickedfire" crap(i really hope that was a joke). As well as the constant defending of it. Also, loosing the whole "I'm just trying to help people" line would be a helpful removal of attitude. You are providing a product for your own profit not being a giant philanthropist. It just discredits you the more it gets preached. You only got so many seats. You will sell them all because of your popularity not because of what other people think.
True that Deliguy! Great post and analogy there. Oh yah, you forgot one thing, that its gay and most likely just a rip off. Now, if you want to talk about REAL seminars, that make REAL money, you should sign up for that Donald Trump real estate mogul program. I hear it on the radio almost every day, and Donald says, "You can be successful, if you LOVE what you do, if you work hard, and have a PASSION. You will be successful." The Donalds real estate seminar is where its at!I don't think shoemoney and his posse are ever going to talk wickedfire into approving of the elite retreat. Thats just the cold hard fact. Its not that the elite retreat is a shitty product its that its a hobby shop type product. Like what they teach in business programs. Its a product that isn't necessary. It isn't for self satisfaction and its not for success. No one actually needs the elite retreat. Some enjoy it however and are willing to pay big money for it. Like when you go into a hobby shop for some supplies, "If you are really serious about ___ you'll have no problem buying this outrageously priced item." Its the oldest scam line in the book but it works well in marketing. You can sell a $400 machine that cuts paper to a scrapbooker as long as you convince them they are a worthless scrapbooker until they are willing to "invest" $400 it. Every ebook and paid forum on in the seo market claims the same "you need me" lines. If i was serious about Internet marketing I would of invested a good 3million by now. Thank god I only do this as a hobby.
Shoe, andrea, cronies.
Don't stress about ppl hating the elite retreat. To them(me as well) your just doopin newbies. To the people using the service your invaluable because they are the types that WANT the product. Worry about them, not us, and for god sakes quit with the guilt trip talk. We shouldn't have to feel guilty saying we don't approve of a product just because you or andrea are part of the product. Enough of this "If i get insulted i'll quit wickedfire" crap. As well as the constant defending of it. Also, loosing the whole "I'm just trying to help people" line would be a helpful removal of attitude. You are providing a product for your own profit not being a giant philanthropist. It just discredits you the more it gets preached. You only got so many seats. You will sell them all because of your popularity not because of what other people think.
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WHAT I'M REALLY SAYING: The more money you invest in SUCKER seminars for GET RICH schemes, the more you will be a worthless loser piece of shit.
on a side note Andrea seems like a kick ass sister. Shoemoney should be proud. I to have an awesome sister that always has my back no matter what and is right there whenever I need her. So i understand the relationship completely. I would love to help her out and bring her into the business as well but she still has to call me everytime she wants to turn on the computer despite the giant red highlighter mark i put on the power button.
Yeah, true that. Andrea is pretty cool. I have a kick ass sister as well. Sisters kick ass! Go sisters!on a side note Andrea seems like a kick ass sister. Shoemoney should be proud. I to have an awesome sister that always has my back no matter what and is right there whenever I need her. So i understand the relationship completely. I would love to help her out and bring her into the business as well but she still has to call me everytime she wants to turn on the computer despite the giant red highlighter mark i put on the power button.
can we all agree that Katoved is either drunk or stoned or worse? lol
andrea has figured out how to turn on the computer, now we are teaching her how to open up firefox to look at PORN!
andrea has figured out how to turn on the computer, now we are teaching her how to open up firefox to look at PORN!
Hahahaha, Im not drunk, stone, or high...anymore. Operating on all 3.14159 cylinder, thank you very much!
Hey Conan! I saw you on NBC last night. Funny shit! You kicked Venus Williams' ass at Nintendo Wii. I thought it was a little unfair how you practiced for hours before, and it was her first time. Also, Christina Aguillera singing about her Cherry popping, and grabbing her cunt, that was awesome too! "Be coooool my little babiesss...be cool..." - Conan Obrien!
das - did you not read my follow up post that I was trying to make you laugh? FINE YOU ARE FUCKTARDED AND I AM GOING TO BAN YOUR ASS!
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