Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

[kingfish]

I spend all day baffling myself.

Why do washers and dryers of the same models take different amount of times to finish their cycles?

How come the left side of toasters never work?

If a germ lands on a flee, does the flee itch?

Why do shoes need socks to be comfortable?

Variations in mechanical fabrication of the timing mechanisms.

The heating coil is only on one side.

Yes

Because shoes are not made to be worn without socks.

 

[jbubs1975]

Why do I always have to piss when I poop, but I don't always have to poop when I piss?

 

[AngryAffiliate]

Why does Superman duck when the bad guys throw their guns at him?

 

[Big Mike75]

Why does everybody say "It's the greatest thing since sliced bread" ... I don't think sliced bread is great...in fact, I can give two shits about sliced bread.

Ya, wonder what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

[Dispel]

Designer vaginas.

Just has a nice ring to it.

 

[Dispel]

Ya, wonder what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Powdered milk.


Budgie - YOU'RE THE BIGGEST THING SINCE POWDERED MILK lyrics

 

[Big Mike75]

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

 

[dabreadman]

How come the left side of toasters never work?

x2

 

[TeeBird]

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

 

[LMSInc.]

Fuck Asians - have you ever seen a homeless Jew?

Warsaw Ghetto Uprising - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There was a few million of them back in the day...

 

[LMSInc.]

Can deaf people still 'think' to themselves in language?

Why does the U.S. Army refuse to upgrade their 5.56 ammunition to a lead-based, higher-performing bullet, because they don't want the bullets to contain lead, and thus be unhealthy?

Who does do?

 

[ernan]

this thread is going nowhere

 

[davidne]

What happens if a retarded person gets drunk?

 

[Rikfor]

why fewer asians are homeless:

105 average iq, thight families, strict mothers, comparative disadvantage in the badass loving chicks niche etc.

 

[heavyt]

I'm chinese this fucker isn't homeless, you never been to the park in chinatown have you

What was that, mr racist?

 

[Mugshot]

what the fuck is a firelead

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[justo_tx]

What happens if a retarded person gets drunk?

They start posting on warriorforum.

 

[Victory]

Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water?

It doesn't in a closed container, it may in an open container because a lot of energy and mass is lost to steam.

 

[Deliguy]

How come when you pee it always rotates a quarter counterclockwise turn before hitting the toilet?

How come when you call customer support the automated msg asks you to punch in your account number to help speed up your service, then the moment you get the operator the first thing they ask for is your account number?