Thread in BST section EPIC FAIL!

[IceToEskimos]

I don't always fail to make sales in my BST, but when I do, I try to drive up interest in my BST by making a thread about my lack of sales...

really though, I just think you need to target your service better, write better copy, and figure out a more realistic price point.

 

[John P]

Don't be liking shit skohh, just because "something wicked" was one of the beastliest services ever..but seriously Ice I do appreciate the constructive criticism. Im fine with making 0 orders if I find out what I did wrong. And I knew I could count on the good people of Wickedfire for that!

 

[KaniGT5]

you sir, are a fucking pussy.*

*That was pointed in the general direction of OP.

 

[KaniGT5]

just leave. i don't think anyone wants you here. its people like you that pollute this place. faggot.

 

[thehobbster]

Aight bitch, ya wanna know how to make a sale?
ya better off learning out how to bake or bale
respectively that is cake or hay, I'ma save the day
lay your funky ass down in a coffin and just waste away
Bazinga Bomb? I'ma sling ya mom my dingadong
ya hear dat noise? yeah she moaning you can sing-a-long
eat a schlong, if you ever click "new thread" again
I'll hit you with that heavy metal lead zepellin
I'll hit you with the 80's shit, def leppard'n
I'll hit you with that gayest shit, webmaster'n!
the type of shit that'll make ya head spin around
like a GIF of a tranny straight sitting down
over and over, everything I said it sick
I recommend my niggas hit you with them RED BRICKS

 

[John P]

you sir, are a fucking pussy.*

*That was pointed in the general direction of OP.

just leave. i don't think anyone wants you here. its people like you that pollute this place. faggot.

??? Why the hostility, I have never even said one word to you, don't like the thread, move on. And be careful, calling someone a faggot when they are actually a faggot is a hate crime..Im just sayin...you never know!

 

[KaniGT5]

??? Why the hostility, I have never even said one word to you, don't like the thread, move on. And be careful, calling someone a faggot when they are actually a faggot is a hate crime..Im just sayin...you never know!

$100 in the pot towards a ban.

 

[thehobbster]

I'ma have my nigga Clarkey turn you to shark feed
sold a BST? hardly, you a tard-re
I mean a retard who makes my penis hard
I imagine you dancing around in a leotard
I think of you and my throat self-lubricates
who's to blame? everything I do is gay
I speak for everyone on Wickedfire, let him know
1jus3tin1, you actin like a straight HETERO!
Nobody buys your BST because you don't know what you talking bout
so the STS has sent me here to call you out
Need a BST?, Here's a Press Release that matters
This Just In, Justin should get the ban hammer!

 

[jeffrey]

Say that to my face in a rap...12 bars.

No need too. Everybody already knows you suck.

 

[jeffrey]

Actually, nominating the OP for a ban for promoting his services in STS.

 

[guerilla]

@OP, don't post butthurt, just let the thread die.

Also, I liked the picture in the OP because I had to use my imagination.

Obvious porn is emasculating.

 

[IceToEskimos]

calling someone a faggot when they are actually a faggot is a hate crime..

stop acting like a faggot, faggot.

 

[-joe-]

Probably the fact that you're selling a $200 service and have only waited 2 days, nowhere near enough time for the reviews to come in.

Not that it matters now.

 

[mx=headroom]

I'ma have my nigga Clarkey turn you to shark feed
sold a BST? hardly, you a tard-re
I mean a retard who makes my penis hard
I imagine you dancing around in a leotard
I think of you and my throat self-lubricates
who's to blame? everything I do is gay
I speak for everyone on Wickedfire, let him know
1jus3tin1, you actin like a straight HETERO!
Nobody buys your BST because you don't know what you talking bout
so the STS has sent me here to call you out
Need a BST?, Here's a Press Release that matters
This Just In, Justin should get the ban hammer!

Retards make your penis hard?

Well here have a wank

 

[chimp]

How to destroy your service career with a click of a button.

 

[thehobbster]

Retards make your penis hard?

Well here have a wank

That's a female, brah.

 

[igl00]

no review copy to igl00 = instant fail

 

[skohh]

Don't be liking shit skohh, just because "something wicked" was one of the beastliest services ever..but seriously Ice I do appreciate the constructive criticism. Im fine with making 0 orders if I find out what I did wrong. And I knew I could count on the good people of Wickedfire for that!

Lol wat, I thought your username was familiar. I liked his comment because it was good advice. He was trying to help you.


Stop being an actual faggot.


faggot

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

@OP, don't post butthurt, just let the thread die.

Also, I liked the picture in the OP because I had to use my imagination.

Obvious porn is emasculating.

 

[(O_o)]

is this thread real life?