Threating Email To Guy

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subject: !!!!!WARNING!!!! This is a threatening e-mail from some random dude you never met!!!

dear old brazilian dude,
okay, the indian girl gave you a piece. she now no longer wants you masturbating in her backyard while staring at her window and listening to "the very best of yanni". she liked it at first but now she has another guy doing some other creepy shit that gets her off.

stop or i will hurt.......... your computer... by sending a virus or spamming you. i know people at DP and can get you banned from the interwebz.

am i the new boyfriend? sadly... no. i am the beta boy that listens to her problems while she gets nasty with anyone BUT me.

stay away or else you know what,
seoindiaweb
 


Dear Brazilian Guy,

You will never speak to my jailbait friend again. That's my pubescent pussy not yours.

If you dare defy me I will follow your mother home and repeatedly fuck her in the ass with a butcher knife.

If you happen to have children I will lock them in a car, torch it with gasoline, and masturbate to the sight of their little hands clawing the windows as they scream into the night.

Love,

Indian Guy
 
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Jesus, Chris you're a bit terrifying sometimes. I just have to tell myself, "He loves kittens, he loves kittens, he loves kitten..."
 
ChrisS said:
Dear Brazilian Guy,

You will never speak to my jailbait friend again. That's my pubescent pussy not yours.

If you dare defy me I will follow your mother home and repeatedly fuck her in the ass with a butcher knife.

If you happen to have children I will lock them in a car, torch it with gasoline, and masturbate to the sight of their little hands clawing the windows as they scream into the night.

Love,

Indian Guy
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0_o thats intense
 
ChrisS said:
Dear Brazilian Guy,

You will never speak to my jailbait friend again. That's my pubescent pussy not yours.

If you dare defy me I will follow your mother home and repeatedly fuck her in the ass with a butcher knife.

If you happen to have children I will lock them in a car, torch it with gasoline, and masturbate to the sight of their little hands clawing the windows as they scream into the night.

Love,

Indian Guy
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Far out man.
 
I think this is how he'll write the threatening e-mail:

Dear Brazil guy,
I am SEO india web from India. you harass my girlfriend. It is not good. I no like it. I will take next train to brazil and punch your face, break each bone in the body you possess. I no feel sorry also after doing that. You dont dare to harass my girlfriend again or I promise in the name of lord shiva that i will make your life badder than hell.
Good luck bro,
SEOindiaWEb

(I'm Indian too, but you're just a douche!)
 
I'm wondering what would happen if BB_Wolfe finds this thread :-P
Poor OP is gonna get his entire family abused in 100 words :))
 
ChrisS said:
If you happen to have children I will lock them in a car, torch it with gasoline, and masturbate to the sight of their little hands clawing the windows as they scream into the night.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
 
Originally Posted by ChrisS
If you happen to have children I will lock them in a car, torch it with gasoline, and masturbate to the sight of their little hands clawing the windows as they scream into the night.

OMG LOL!!!
 
Loll thanx guys.. you just rock ;)

Boobies for you

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seoindiaweb said:
Loll thanx guys.. you just rock ;)
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I posted that link because there was a "No Hot-Link" image instead of BOOOBIES when I started this reply. I see that it has been corrected now though.

Fuck it, I'm posting anyway!!

Just an FYI, in my Firefox beta 3.5b4 browser the images on that site don't display, but they show up just fine in IE 8.

Sincerely,

MT
 
This guy is an indian. The letter will probably go like this.

Dear Mister Big Man Brazilian Persons,

Thank you for inquiring about the sexiness of my friend. She likes you very much, but she is engaged to a famous cricket player with an arranged marriage. Unfortunately, this means that she is unavailable to you.

However, my youngest sister is still without a marriage arrangement. She is 17, wears glasses and if you like a woman with big teeth then she may be ideal for you. My parents are concerned that she will be living with us until the end of their days, and would be happy to send her to you in Brazil, providing you can show some form of employment. A 7-11 night clerk or taxi driver job would be very good for you.

Thank you very much Mr. Big Man Brazilian.

Yours truly,

Harvinder

PS, if you need social bookmarking, 500 dofollow for $3, please send me back your tags and urls. I can complete this within 12 hours.
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