Throw away your Fleshlights

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emp said:
- Who tells me that the pornstar's simulated pussy is not just some goat they stuck their sensors into? (I laughed so hard at that)
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I've always thought that by the time they get popular enough to get a sextoy molded on them anyway, they're going to be pretty lose from all the films they've done to get where they are.

Frankly, I think there'd be a huge market if they just said "Hey, we paid a virgin $100k to model this on her"... when really, all it is is just a workbench vice covered in latex with a stuffed olive up the back for realistic sensation.

That said, next Sexpo, I'm going to have to ask if it's really them at the after party (provided they don't jack the cost another 75% like they did this year). See what kind of answer I get.
 


To all men considering introducing this item into their home, I beg of you, go find some goddamn whores. They're everywhere.
 
kingofsp said:
To all men considering introducing this item into their home, I beg of you, go find some goddamn whores. They're everywhere.
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I agree. I can understand porn, but has mankind become so dismal that you have to have sex with a machine? You can't find a fat chick to sleep with? Or an ugly one? Shit, go to Brazil and bitches will be all over you just because you're American.
 
hellblazer said:
has mankind become so dismal that you have to have sex with a machine? You can't find a fat chick to sleep with? Or an ugly one?
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don't knock the machine fetish crowd...

there are a lot of people who would prefer having sex with a machine over a fat ugly chick...

besides, there's tons of fucking machines, vibrators, etc. for women, it's about time they came out with more technology for men to have sex with...
 
When I was driving an 18 wheeler, you could get 30 minutes with a really HOT woman in Wells, NV for $150. You were less likely to get your dick peeled like a banana than if you stuck it in a defective machine :D

Besides, Rosie Palm is FREE, why pay for a toy that will probably break the first time you use it?
 
This reminds me a of limerick I heard a long time ago:

There was a young man from East Cheam
Who invented a wanking machine.
On the 99th Stroke
The fucking thing broke
And mangled his balls into cream.


@HarveyJ, I was thinking more of pretending to be a tentacle monster. It has to beat painting your genitals luminous green and jumping out of a garden shed onto passersby.
 
Amatuersurgeon: What, like this?
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