Toilet Paper Preference?

eliquid

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May 10, 2007
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I tend to stick with Cottonelle, but it can clog the toilet.

I'll buy Northern if it's on a good discount.

What you wiping your backside with?
 


Toilet paper? Gross!

Bum gun for me!

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Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to TP.
 
I tend to stick with Cottonelle, but it can clog the toilet.

Sounds like you need an American Standard Champion 4. Made for champions. I've never had a single clog with it and it takes care of all your dead hooker problems as well.
 
Baby wipes (flushable) + cheap bidet attachment (from Amazon) + Squatty Potty + w/e 2-ply I can find on sale.
 
I never bothered to learn the names of the brand, but my entire life I used cheapo stuff my parents bought. So when I finally had enough sense to realize nicer toilet paper was probably a decent thing to spend on, I chose by picture, and it was a toss up between a baby, a cartoon bear, and a puppy. I chose the puppy and the purple color, whatever attribute it has. I know the green one is aloe because I tried it once and my butthole felt so good, but I know some people have reactions to it and I have visitors, so it's purple dog for me.
 
My office building are a bunch of cheapskates and have that terrible re-cycled grey stuff.

And as a man of hebrew persuasion I have renamed the toilet paper "Hamas"

Because its rough and ugly and takes no shit from Jews.
 
oh yeah, charmin... forgot about them.

I get mine delivered via Amazon Prime and stock up the whole month.

Might get me a bum gun now..