U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects

"Goddamnit Zukzuk, the hairless monkeys are at it again with the atom splitting in sector 23509 of the omnicrom zone, and I'm not doing it this time."
 


I don't doubt intelligent life(in outer space), but I do doubt intelligent life traveling from light years away to point beams at a puny missile system.

If you don't doubt intelligent life then I'm sure you don't doubt that it would be possible for future technology to bend time and space to greatly reduce travel distances. Considering some galaxies are millions of years older than ours ...well you get the idea. Assuming the human race was given another 10 millions years, what would our technology look like? Pretty hard to imagine isn't it? Even just 50 years ahead is not so easy. Maybe they just have a "Google maps" of the universe and get transported instantly wherever they want by a simple thought :)
 
If you don't doubt intelligent life then I'm sure you don't doubt that it would be possible for future technology to bend time and space to greatly reduce travel distances. Considering some galaxies are millions of years older than ours ...well you get the idea. Assuming the human race was given another 10 millions years, what would our technology look like? Pretty hard to imagine isn't it? Even just 50 years ahead is not so easy. Maybe they just have a "Google maps" of the universe and get transported instantly wherever they want by a simple thought :)

There's a theory that when any life form gets too advanced with their technology they end up wiping themselves out through error which would explain why we've never found anyone.

I don't believe in that but it's interesting to think about.
 
If you don't doubt intelligent life then I'm sure you don't doubt that it would be possible for future technology to bend time and space to greatly reduce travel distances. Considering some galaxies are millions of years older than ours ...well you get the idea. Assuming the human race was given another 10 millions years, what would our technology look like? Pretty hard to imagine isn't it? Even just 50 years ahead is not so easy. Maybe they just have a "Google maps" of the universe and get transported instantly wherever they want by a simple thought :)

Of course it's possible, I can't even fathom what kind of advancement they'd have over us. If they were so advanced, and scanned our defenses.. they're probably just laughing at how far back we are.

Now that things on Earth are advancing almost exponentially, it's hard to imagine where we'll be in 10 years time. I like where we are now though. :)

Star Trek covered this idea a few times :)
 
If you don't doubt intelligent life then I'm sure you don't doubt that it would be possible for future technology to bend time and space to greatly reduce travel distances. Considering some galaxies are millions of years older than ours ...well you get the idea. Assuming the human race was given another 10 millions years, what would our technology look like? Pretty hard to imagine isn't it? Even just 50 years ahead is not so easy. Maybe they just have a "Google maps" of the universe and get transported instantly wherever they want by a simple thought :)

So they teleport to our planet, hover around random places disabling weapons, abducting a few red necks and then fuck off? Don't understand why they would do this.. Why wouldn't they just make themselves apparent, if they are that advanced it's not like we'd be able to fuck with them or anything. If they are that advanced they would barely be concerned with us, we'd be less than ants to them, why would they be trying to disable our military bases?
 
So they teleport to our planet, hover around random places disabling weapons, abducting a few red necks and then fuck off? Don't understand why they would do this.. Why wouldn't they just make themselves apparent, if they are that advanced it's not like we'd be able to fuck with them or anything. If they are that advanced they would barely be concerned with us, we'd be less than ants to them, why would they be trying to disable our military bases?


Hey let's go egg the earthlings.
 
So they teleport to our planet, hover around random places disabling weapons, abducting a few red necks and then fuck off? Don't understand why they would do this.. Why wouldn't they just make themselves apparent, if they are that advanced it's not like we'd be able to fuck with them or anything. If they are that advanced they would barely be concerned with us, we'd be less than ants to them, why would they be trying to disable our military bases?

Imagine a wolf or any other animal being tranquilized and tagged with a GPS device for research purposes. Now imagine you're the wolf and you have to explain yourself to the rest of the pack. Try to understand what's happening with your limited intelligence as a wolf...

Or you're a beaver and your little beaver dam is getting inspected by humans. They destroy it because it's causing problems and then you wonder wtf is goin on and who these "aliens" are.

Basically what I"m saying is maybe we're not that intelligent after all. I'm sure a squirrel thinks it's pretty damn smart. Maybe "aliens" are at a level where they can't even communicate with us because we simply won't understand, does that make sense? Try making yourself apparent to squirrels and explain our world to them :)

I'm just thinking out loud here eh ...love this topic.
 
So they teleport to our planet, hover around random places disabling weapons, abducting a few red necks and then fuck off? Don't understand why they would do this.. Why wouldn't they just make themselves apparent, if they are that advanced it's not like we'd be able to fuck with them or anything. If they are that advanced they would barely be concerned with us, we'd be less than ants to them, why would they be trying to disable our military bases?

When was the last time you made yourself known to a colony of ants?

I rest my case
 
They aren't talking about aliens lol. UFO refers to any "unidentified flying object". They are referring to the flying shit as UFOs simply because they don't or didn't know what it was.
 
They aren't talking about aliens lol. UFO refers to any "unidentified flying object". They are referring to the flying shit as UFOs simply because they don't or didn't know what it was.

You're right...

For a few years my neighbor Joe has working on a flying saucer that could shoot laser beams and disable nuclear missles.

Must have been him.
 
They aren't talking about aliens lol. UFO refers to any "unidentified flying object". They are referring to the flying shit as UFOs simply because they don't or didn't know what it was.

That's what I thought but they said this:

"disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby."

Maybe another country or USA have made disc shaped planes and are just kept quiet.
 
There always needs to be an enemy that can't die.
First it was terrorists and "terrorism". War on "terror".

Now it's going to be a war on spacemen from lightyears away.
That's going to be one hell of a long war, and we'd better approve the president's order for a few hundred more of those stealthy blackbird fighter jets!
 
This is truly embarrassing. We have government people actually saying they believe in little green men and they're not immediately being laughed at. What is wrong with this picture??? What is behind this obvious psychosis?
 
Yes Hellblazer, Obama and his band of Atheist Muslim Communists are behind everything from the movie Machete to UFO sightings. :rainfro: :rainfro: :rainfro:
 
We are all characters in a video game type shit being played by some alien. Our entire univerise is just a vision made by one single alien. To the alien, we look as an ant looks to us. The ant is living in it's own little world, where he thinks he knows... but he has no idea just how big the world actually is.

In 2 minutes, I just used my imagination to unlock the secrets of the universe. I'll sign autographs later...
 
Agree to some extent with Danc1122.

Maybe they are trying to hack the weapon systems.. Or they are just searching for nuclear fuel..

They could also be the students of 2200 A.D. who time traveled to 2010 to see how the "ancient" weaponry looked like. They might be doing a science fair project.

Jokes aside, I think if the time machine were to become a reality, its use would be restricted. It will be used only in the rarest of circumstances when there's no other option left... The UN will hold a meeting of the world's 7 countries (yeah there'll be only 7) and need to get 100% votes to authorize use of the time machine.
 
If what is mentioned in the Reuters article is true (chances are slim):
Aliens? No.
An enemy country counting on US paranoia/fascination about aliens? Much more likely.

Key point: An apparatus/object, can cause the million dollar missiles to malfunction.