Unrealistic Life Goals

[alexb]

What are yours?

I want to drive from Portugal to China.

 

[volknet]

Fly. Skydiving is the closest I have gotten to it.

 

[leafyd]

Lose weight by using Acai.

 

[vinny lingo]

Bike China Adventures - China Bicycle Travelogues This man did something very similar on a bicycle. Granted, that may be easier than doing it via car. But still.

And Volk, I think this may just satisfy your craving.

wingsuit base jumping on Vimeo

Realism is overrated.

 

[volknet]

Bike China Adventures - China Bicycle Travelogues This man did something very similar on a bicycle. Granted, that may be easier than doing it via car. But still.

And Volk, I think this may just satisfy your craving.

wingsuit base jumping on Vimeo

Realism is overrated.

Yea! My dad sent that video to me a few days ago and I watched it about 6 times! Hahaha.

Thanks.

 

[schockergd]

Retire a Trillionaire.

 

[_poto_]

I want to have sex with an anime girl...

 

[Bogardi]

woe hentai is fuckin lame

 

[johu]

What are yours?

I want to drive from Portugal to China.

You think that's unrealistic? I want to drive from New York to China...

 

[_poto_]

woe hentai is fuckin lame

well, fuck you...

 

[dewme5]

I wanna fuck that same hentai chick. Just minutes before you do. Maybe I'll sign her while I'm there.

 

[JamesH]

Be a mechanical engineer

 

[barman]

meeting zac the sac johnson

 

[dschus]

Clean all the cum out of my fleshlight.

 

[HarveyJ]

I want to be a rockstar astronaut.
Failing that, a skydiving fireman.

But if we're going to settle for something that's reasonable, I want to run a big nerd convention, and have my favourite b-grade celebs as guests. Oh Eliza Douschkow, or however I spell your name, why don't you slay no more?

Poto: Settle for cosplayers with a mask on?

 

[micfire]

Destroy internet...

 

[_poto_]

Poto: Settle for cosplayers with a mask on?

I've done that... it's nice, but it's not completely fulfilling...

I'm holding out hope that one day somebody will make a virtual reality environment that I can have sex with 2D girls in... tho, I would settle for a sex android modeled on an anime character...

I'd be down for some freakish genetic engineering too... grow my own live anime sex slave... while I'm at it, maybe grow a few extra tentacles to attach to myself...

 

[xdope]

I wanna fuck that same hentai chick. Just minutes before you do. Maybe I'll sign her while I'm there.

made me laugh so hard i shit a little

 

[emp]

World Domination .. but that is so cliché.

I will settle for multi millions in my bank account by 45.

::emp::

 

[penguinbc]

Enough so I can just donate it all how I see fit the rest of my life and live comfortably