Useless Fucking Threats

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I'm voting this for email of the year.

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I've gotten my fair share of those types of threats.

Unfortunately for the dumbasses who threatened me, I have an extremely short fuse. They all realized that it would have been smarter to have went and poked a sleeping grizzley bear with a short stick.

If I were you, I'd write a "special" version of the software just for that asshole, help him install it, then when he asked "what happend to my server, where are all of my files?" I'd say, "OOPS!, Here's your $30 back"
 
Forced Vacation? What happenned? How do I get myself one of those?

HH

You have a near-stress/work related breakdown, second one in five years. That should do it. Oh, and you also have to be suffering from manic depression on a hardcore scale. Also throw in some lack of loyalty from lots of your friends and peers, two years of solid criticism and lots of other bullshit, and eventually you'll become an apathetic asshole, which will cause you to write run on sentences like this one and make you want to sucker punch just about anyone in their jugular who rubs you the wrong way...

Yep, that'll do it alright. But it was a VERY close miss. Nothing like the one I suffered in 2003. This is the life when you're a workaholic I suppose. Whatever, I can't believe I'm so fucking open about it now. These new meds must really be working. Haha!
 
You have a near-stress/work related breakdown, second one in five years. That should do it. Oh, and you also have to be suffering from manic depression on a hardcore scale. Also throw in some lack of loyalty from lots of your friends and peers, two years of solid criticism and lots of other bullshit, and eventually you'll become an apathetic asshole, which will cause you to write run on sentences like this one and make you want to sucker punch just about anyone in their jugular who rubs you the wrong way...

Yep, that'll do it alright. But it was a VERY close miss. Nothing like the one I suffered in 2003. This is the life when you're a workaholic I suppose. Whatever, I can't believe I'm so fucking open about it now. These new meds must really be working. Haha!

Okaaay....I guess this explains your new sig.
 
Okaaay....I guess this explains your new sig.

Lol. Jon is going to start luring "deserving" people into traps where they must solve difficult marketing related problems or be killed.

It's like Saw, with a twist.
 
Jon: Shit, mate, that sounds fucking woeful.
Setup a P.O.Box, I'll send you some stress titties (they have them at a local milk bar for some reason)... two birds with one stone.

Lol. Jon is going to start luring "deserving" people into traps where they must solve difficult marketing related problems or be killed.

It's like Saw, with a twist.
"You need to convince this soy-allergic vegan to have a caffe latte, using only Google's Adsense, on a $25 budget.... OR DIE!"
 
just had the same thing happen. This guy had me implement a custom design on one of those social networking scripts. However the script he was using was a piece of shit and I spent twice as much time just looking for the correct files to edit. I ended up doing like $400 of work and only charged the initial $200.

But get this, a week later he decided to scrap that whole script (including the work I did) and get a new one. He thought that I still should custom code the new script for the original $200 he paid me.

He did one of those buyer fraud things on paypal, It lasted like a month before we finally got it resolved. Thank god I still ended up with the original $200. I should have charged him an extra $200 anyway for the extra work I put in to the original script he had.

Nick
 
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