WF pimps get in here... I want to keep her, hit me with your wisdom.



you need to buy my ebook on CB LOL, on a serious note be confident and be yourself.
 
In wise words of Felix Dennis - Treat her mean to keep her keen. Otherwise just check out AFC Adam's stuff... he is good.
 
If she's disappointed with the size of your junk show her the size of your bank account.....(Not speaking from experience...........


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....or am I??)
 
Corrected your suggestions...

1. Put your pinky in your butt
2. Shave her balls
3. Jager and Coopers

Hey!

Dwight's a hard-core right-wing Christian conservative...pinky in the butt is cool, but the alcohol...come on man the body is a temple...come on.

I'm a hard-core, right-wing Christian conservative.

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To the OP: Cop a quick feel up her shirt or down her pants...if she slaps you, then you're done, if not then you've taken it to the next level. (Honestly, it's probably going to be tough finding an answer you like.)
 
Good relationships are better than makin monies on the interwebs. If the shit is real, you will know what's right. Just don't be some fake bitch who wears his sunglasses at night.

And if you're really stackin cash, keep that shit under wraps.

And it never hurts to smack a bitch in the face with your cock. Just to keep shit real.
 
You could try to make yourself the lucrative candy box, which she cannot have all the time she wants. You need to stay on top of the relationship and control her implicitly, not explicitly.

Keep her interested by not giving too much of yourself to her at all times. Know how to keep your distance by e.g. not spending every weekend with her, so that she'll miss you more. Do this independently from if you really have something else to do or not. If she asks what you are doing instead, you don't have to lie: just tell her you need to take care of something or that you are tired and like to be alone tonight etc.

If you text message with her on your mobile, or by IM, be careful how you spell out your messages. If she thinks of you while you are not with her, she will probably text you stuff like "I miss you <3". When she does, do not fall into the trap of replicating her message by replying "I miss you too<3" every time. That's giving her the reply she expects. Instead, reply something like "I know. We'll meet at thursday."

We don't know what you are doing already, why don't you tell us a little something about that?
 
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Make her pay for your dinners. That'll show her who's boss.

Then stick it in her pooper.

That's some real next level shit right there.

Also, post boob pics plz k thx.
 
If you have to try then you're with the wrong girl.

Exactly my thoughts, if you really want a long term relationship with this girl then you shouldn't be "doing" anything that is outside of your normal behavior that isn't you. Maybe I'm old fashioned but people are either compatible or they're not but you'll never find out if you're having to constantly put up a front.

-Sincerely yours

Dr. Phil
 
Give her a "dick in a box" for Christmas....if she sticks around, your golden.
 
If she's disappointed with the size of your junk show her the size of your bank account.....(Not speaking from experience...........


......


....or am I??)

No, no, no... never show them the size of teh monies in teh banks!

Hey!

Dwight's a hard-core right-wing Christian conservative...pinky in the butt is cool, but the alcohol...come on man the body is a temple...come on.



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To the OP: Cop a quick feel up her shirt or down her pants...if she slaps you, then you're done, if not then you've taken it to the next level. (Honestly, it's probably going to be tough finding an answer you like.)

As I said, already done that

You could try to make yourself the lucrative candy box, which she cannot have all the time she wants. You need to stay on top of the relationship and control her implicitly, not explicitly.

Keep her interested by not giving too much of yourself to her at all times. Know how to keep your distance by e.g. not spending every weekend with her, so that she'll miss you more. Do this independently from if you really have something else to do or not. If she asks what you are doing instead, you don't have to lie: just tell her you need to take care of something or that you are tired and like to be alone tonight etc.

If you text message with her on your mobile, or by IM, be careful how you spell out your messages. If she thinks of you while you are not with her, she will probably text you stuff like "I miss you <3". When she does, do not fall into the trap of replicating her message by replying "I miss you too<3" every time. That's giving her the reply she expects. Instead, reply something like "I know. We'll meet at thursday."

We don't know what you are doing already, why don't you tell us a little something about that?

+repskies

If you have to try then you're with the wrong girl.

No, I don't have to try she's already into me, just wanna keep it that way, and show her things she's never experienced before.
 
Something that just crossed my mind. DON'T, under any circumstances, let the girl know you are into her. Nothing will kill her fantasies quicker than her even thinking she's got you wrapped around her finger. (this is why chicks dig assholes)
 
This is very very simple, just get her preggers.
Although then you will probably want to leave her.