WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

[surly]

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

 

[EHamilton]

Conan O Brien is pretty funny!

 

[nachoninja]

It is rainy and cold.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

 

[EHamilton]

I like to walk the walk!

 

[nachoninja]

It’s raining this evening.

 

[surly]

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

 

[EHamilton]

I have a white avatar.

 

[surly]

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

 

[nachoninja]

Today is very cloudy.

 

[EHamilton]

My avatar is 80 by 80 pixels!

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

 

[EHamilton]

It was a mildly cloudy day here!

 

[nachoninja]

The sun is still shining.

 

[surly]

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

 

[EHamilton]

If it wasnt for the sun, some people wouldnt be tan!

 

[nachoninja]

It isn’t sunny.

 

[EHamilton]

Some people like to tan in tanning beds!

 

[surly]

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

[nachoninja]

I have no children.