WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
 


Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
 
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
 
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
 
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
 
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