What are some things from the movies you've always wanted to do?
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You don't know much about Star Wars do you? All storm troopers are clones, born and bread to be soldiers. </nerd>
- make friends with a giant transforming car
- plug my brain into a computer and kick some ass in the matrix
- slaughter flesh eating zombies
- Travel the verse (either on the Millennium Falcon or Serenity)
- and finally ... watch a muse pole dance
- plug my brain into a computer and kick some ass in the matrix
- slaughter flesh eating zombies
- Travel the verse (either on the Millennium Falcon or Serenity)
- and finally ... watch a muse pole dance
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Punch Keanu Reaves in the face.
Jump off down a waterfall and survive.
<blush> Sleep out on the open plains near a campfire playing harmonica and eating beans. </blush>
And something I've always wanted to see in a movie but haven't yet that I've done: when you make the "tragic mistake" and your girl gets pissed off and refuses to listen to reason, tell her to shut the fuck up for a minute and listen or go fuck herself and grow up. Basically every romcom on earth is about a guy who's too big a pussy to stand up for himself when hedoesn't want to lose the girl.
Sooooo tired of that shit.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Damn... most of the ones I wanted are covered.
I guess the original ones left are shooting eye lasers, or growing 50x my size to fight a giant nuclear reptile, while it just so happens my spandex manages to grow with me without tearing, and shows off my schlong, now larger than the Dolph (all of him, not just his shclong) to a bunch of screaming Japanese women.
Oh, and poking someone in the chest really fast, and then turning my back to strike a pose as their heads explode.
Just on a more "reality" note, does anyone ever get pissed off the way people are gently buffeted away from the scene of an explosion, and are absolutely fine?
As opposed to having all the liquid in their body expand due to the heat and pressure, and basically make them explode like a seagull with an alkaseltzer?
I guess the original ones left are shooting eye lasers, or growing 50x my size to fight a giant nuclear reptile, while it just so happens my spandex manages to grow with me without tearing, and shows off my schlong, now larger than the Dolph (all of him, not just his shclong) to a bunch of screaming Japanese women.
Oh, and poking someone in the chest really fast, and then turning my back to strike a pose as their heads explode.
Just on a more "reality" note, does anyone ever get pissed off the way people are gently buffeted away from the scene of an explosion, and are absolutely fine?
As opposed to having all the liquid in their body expand due to the heat and pressure, and basically make them explode like a seagull with an alkaseltzer?
I'll take the Akira powers except without the obvious horrifying side effect of turning into Rosie O'Donnell.
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