When you were younger..where did you hide your porn?

In my attic under the yellow cotton insulin shit. Was only caught with porn once in my life when I was 6 with my friend and we went to playboy.com and it was taking forever to load so we left the computer on forgetting that anyone can view it
 


Back in the day i'd hide mine on my own hard drive.

Using the command attrib, you could hide the directory from being seen when typing dir to list the files.

attrib +SHR natesporn

And poof, not visible to anyone non technical.

This was well before windows was widely used of course.
 
Back in the late 80's when I was 11 yrs old I put it in a ziploc bag so that it wouldnt get wet when it rained.

I took that ziploc bag, rode my bike about 1 mile into the woods and hiked another
100 yards to a nearby creek on the side banks in thick california grass.

jerked off and left the ziploc'd mag in the grass.

come back about once a week.
 
oldgym said:
Back in the late 80's when I was 11 yrs old I put it in a ziploc bag so that it wouldnt get wet when it rained.

I took that ziploc bag, rode my bike about 1 mile into the woods and hiked another
100 yards to a nearby creek on the side banks in thick california grass.

jerked off and left the ziploc'd mag in the grass.

come back about once a week.
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Fuck that shit. I would loose interest by then and wonder why the hell I was out in deliverance country. I was busted numerous times by my folks so my attempts at concealment sucked.
 
1nspire said:
Fuck that shit. I would loose interest by then and wonder why the hell I was out in deliverance country. I was busted numerous times by my folks so my attempts at concealment sucked.
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yeah you are just like my younger brother then.

I would go to take a dump after he got out of the shower and notice
a girlz pic on the shower wall. That idiot forgot to take the pic with him
out of the shower after he slapped his monkey.

what even worse is that it wasnt a porn pic, it was a photo of one of
his classmates that he had a crush on. lol!
 
My room was in a half finished basement. The only thing finished was my bedroom and a bathroom. I'd hide my dirty pics on top of the AC ducts.
 
Used to keep my stash buried in a heap of car magazines and other miscellaneous crap..i think after reading this thread its a safe bet that your chances of finding porn in the woods while camping is quite high..
 
C:\windows\system\Microsoft Secret Files\somerandomcharacterstring

Also if you zip your pron it won't show up when your parents do a search.
 
car wash up the street.

my plan was to 'take' from store counter and ditch behind the canned goods, then the next day when i buy something i remove said items to the stash spot. worked quite well



edit- just scanned some of the replies. you can tell the age of the posters
 
back in the DOS days i would create directories with alt-255 and variants of it. it shows up as just a space, and no one would know how to to it.

then someone invented a fucking GUI and my plan was foiled
 
Some good (and not so good) hiding tactics here. Funny shit. Brings back memories. I forgot that me and the neighbor kid had a plastic box that he buried with a bunch of mags on the property next to us. I also remember going to check the stash one day and there was a hole in the ground where it used to be. Devastating moment.

I know that little prick just took all of them and never fessed up about it.
 
In a black plastic trash bag, rolled up, and placed inside of a cinder block. The cinder block was concealed by various shrubbery on the outskirts of my "fort" out in the woods. There was a ton of stuff in that fort, from speed limit signs to a park bench to a reclining chair to orange construction cones. My dad was also always out in the woods doing dad-stuff. All this, and the mag was never detected. Either that or my dad "used it" when I wasn't around and just didn't want me to know.

Later on porn was also kept in the house in comic book bins and other places in the closet, as well as various folders on the family PC, sometimes called 'junk' or 'stuff' and always marked hidden.
 
efeezy said:
This topic isn't really going to apply to all of you who were born after 1980...which is probably most of you.
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'81 here, and as others have already stated usually had em hidden on a floppy or something you could stash with you (before learning that you knew how to get to folders and your parents couldn't)

Seemed like you could find almost anything back then on compuserv and what not.

Prior to computer years (I didn't get a computer til I was 13, and wasn't til I was 15 that had any form of working internet), your best stash is your dad's own stash.
 
justo_tx said:
If any of you were huge nerds like me and played Dungeons and Dragons they had these box sets that had fold out maps, back story, and shit like that in boxes the exact size of magazines. There were usually a couple mags in each of those boxes.
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Yep, I did that too - used to have Games Workshop games and hide them in there.

When I got older and graduated to illicit substances, they got concealed in there too.
 
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