Me. Meth mainly, ecstasy, weed, coke, Xanax, Lortabs and anything else I could buy for cheap and flip real quick.
Grossed more in a day selling meth than I've ever done as an affiliate and I've done 5 figure days as an affiliate.
My Statute of Limitations has passed. Never confirmed it, but I beat a bust due to crazy luck. Beat all charges. Had cops search my house 3 separate times and never caught me holding, all due to stupid luck again.
Selling drugs left me butt naked with 3 other dudes in my bath tub with a gun at my temple. Straightened up after that...