Who wins in a fight: Jesus or Superman

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Each has the standard powers outlined in their respective bible or comic books.

No "When Jesus comes back, he'll be hardcore" and no "In a limited edition alternate universe, Superman was able to shit nuclear missiles."

Just the two legends, with their standard powers going up and up.

Who's walking away from this one?
 


trick question - they're the same person

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Fun thought. Here's the issue with Jesus' powers...

On one hand, he's killed like any other man and has only been resurrected once. Perhaps there is some limit to his 'respawn' ability.

On the other hand, he's the son of god, right? If that's true, god himself would just erase superman from existence.... Poof, never existed... Nothing to see here.

Since they are both peace-loving do-gooders though, the more interesting question is how do we turn them against each other to the point of fighting?
 
Jesus never fights anyone so this fight is not possible

If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. - Luke 6:29

And....this thread sucks.
 
Fuck a herd of Pigs, Jesus would send a legion of demons right up Superman's tight little aluminum asshole.

That alien motherfucker would be scratching his eyes out and eating his own poo in the corner by the time they were done with him.


(You will only get this if you know anything at all about the Bible)
 
ChrisS said:
Fuck a herd of Pigs, Jesus would send a legion of demons right up Superman's tight little aluminum asshole.

That alien motherfucker would be scratching his eyes out and eating his own poo in the corner by the time they were done with him.
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Assuming the demons could fly and actually pose a threat to superman; couldn't he just spin the world backwards and reverse time again to send the demons back to hell and then power-punch jesus in the nuts before the fight ever started? :zzwhip:
 
A fight between superman and the guy who mows my lawn? Listen mexicans are squirrely I'll give you that but Im thinkin superman's got this one in the bag. Just sayin.
 
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