Why is people so serious about grammer

I'm not going to throw stones, I routinely make grammar errors/make up words/or otherwise abuse the english language to fit my purposes. I'd like to think it's more laziness than stupidity but clearly, that's conjecture and up for debate. #YOLO #FUCKGRAMMAR
 


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I skipped everything but the OP. It has to do with the quality of what you're writing and how you present yourself. If you present yourself like shit, then people will assume that you are shit.
 
Dear sweet jebus, the OP (that's you, Brian) has made so many crimes against intelligence here that I just feel the need to tidy up the place just a bit, summarize, & perhaps give quick tip or two...

1. OP: We all make grammar mistakes daily around here. It's normal, people are human. However, your grammar, spelling, and many other types of mistakes here give us all multiple reasons to laugh at you heartily. They're really over the top! You seem to be a professional clown that thinks he's a network owner.

2. The word "Grammar" is misspelled in the title where you asked what was wrong with your grammar... Lulz bonus x2!

3. The reason everyone picks on your grammar mistakes in the first place is because you have made SO DAMN MANY of them that you have passed a threshold that we've never seen before... A threshold that most 3rd graders could easily pass. (Hinting at the fact that you're not even as smart as a 3rd grader.)

4. Incredibly, you run a network, which like any small business takes a lot of work and some brains. This fact made 99% of us pause and wonder if you might not be as stupid as your grammar let on, but then we read that this is your 3rd attempt at a network and it is still riddled with holes like that crappily-grammared email and your site's poor SEO... So it would seem that you are that dumb afterall.

5. Another major hint to your intelligence level is the ungodly amount of personal information you have put out there on a public forum or two. There's no other excuse for that, it's just stupid.

6. Worst of all, adding epic lulz to all of this, you went on the Warrior Forum, a place we associate with the very most stupid of all newbies online, and asked them for advice on how to do your business! Oh the humanity! Make it stop, make it stop!!!​


In conclusion, OP, you are either the most stupid person who's ever logged onto the internet, or this is the best, most elaborate troll job yet in WF history.

Which is it?
 
OP,

Step 1: Stop posting here.

Step 2: Get a tutor.

Step 3: Master the English language.

If you don't work on your grammar now, you never will, and you'll forever be pigeonholed as a moron (even if you aren't).

Although you've said a lot of stupid shit, you probably aren't a moron. It at least takes some intelligence to run a business.

So, although I imagine you're extremely butt-hurt, this was probably the best thing that ever happened to you.

Good luck bro.
 
If English is your native language. There's no excuse to have poor grammar.

But then again you have people that write beautifully. But have nothing to say.

I think I'd rather have something to say if I had to pick one.
 
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I'm not going to throw stones, I routinely make grammar errors/make up words/or otherwise abuse the english language to fit my purposes. I'd like to think it's more laziness than stupidity but clearly, that's conjecture and up for debate. #YOLO #FUCKGRAMMAR


ITS, SON
 

When I was at school (long before the Internet was a Thing), whenever I made the ITS/IT'S mistake, my chemistry teacher would cross it out, and deface the page in huge red marker with:

NO!!!! IT'S = IT IS

At the time, I thought he was a pedantic tool. Now, I see that he was just preventing me from looking like a fool in front of an audience of thousands, even if he couldn't know that at the time.

Thank you, Grammar-nazi Chemistry Teacher.
 
@bqpennell
Are you gonna stop your stupid mothafuckinbutthurtasshole posts over here or do you want ITE or .Hack involved in this shit???
 
That was address to that thread, I didn't realize you was that stupid my bad. I will dummy shit down for you.

For the love of all that is holy, grow the fuck up
You know 75mgs of adderall can do some amazing things. I'm on a divine mission to ruin your "business." I mean in reality it won't be that difficult. You operate a pathetic, rebrokered hasoffers network. Don't you dare call yourself a businessman. You're a piece of shit, your network is shit, and you deserve to be called the cousin fucking, white trash piece of shit you are. Get the fuck out of here before you get the drew myers treatment for being such a cunt.