Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?

[handrewrites]

These kinds of sick, amoral questions are getting old..

..Jessica Alba with attached gold.

Good luck trying to swim with a million dollars worth of gold though. You should have made it "what if Jessica Alba will give you herself and a million dollars from her bank account if you save her".

 

[subigo]

None of 'em. Do I look like I have "Lifeguard" written across my chest? Learn to swim and learn to make good decisions, idiots. I've got a $1,000,000 life insurance policy out on all of you.

 

[Rob_TID]

Your Productivity, Your Business and Wickedfire Are Drowning

Ahh forget it.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Obama, Tom Brady, a baby panda, triplet babies, and Sumit are drowining...

Who would you save?

 

[dreamache]

 

[dreamache]

I believe Unabomber used up the last witty-spinoff-drowning-thread credit; now it's just excessive.

 

[lschmidt]

What if Jessica Alba is my wife?

 

[mGrunin]

Dog.

 

[cougarclaws]

god fucking damnit. Janitors - plz clean this shit up

 

[Rob_TID]

 

[DrewClement]

Gold.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Guys, I'm drowning.

In a sea of fuck tard drowning threads.

 

[chuongster]

In a sea of fuck tard drowning threads.

Rofl

 

[InternetAuthor]

I'm sure someone would save you if they weren't already saving all of the babies/kittens/puppies/actresses of the world.

Just close your eyes and ignore it - the worst will be over soon.

 

[Instrumentalist]

Well then my suggestion to you is to either:

A) Go with the flow
B) Ignore the "fuck tard drowning" threads
C) stfu

 

[Cut]

Looks like you just added one

 

[lschmidt]

Enigmabomb is drowning, by himself. Do you save him?

 

[trigatch4]

Review copy plz

 

[Bofu2U]

SAVE A BOFU!

 

[Gooddeal]

Dog. is so important