Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?

Who should they save?

  • Their dog

    Votes: 23 27.7%
  • Your child (who's a stranger to them)

    Votes: 60 72.3%

  • Total voters
    83
These kinds of sick, amoral questions are getting old..

..Jessica Alba with attached gold.

Good luck trying to swim with a million dollars worth of gold though. You should have made it "what if Jessica Alba will give you herself and a million dollars from her bank account if you save her".
 


None of 'em. Do I look like I have "Lifeguard" written across my chest? Learn to swim and learn to make good decisions, idiots. I've got a $1,000,000 life insurance policy out on all of you.
 
Obama, Tom Brady, a baby panda, triplet babies, and Sumit are drowining...

Who would you save?
 
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I believe Unabomber used up the last witty-spinoff-drowning-thread credit; now it's just excessive.