Look at it this way:
It has never been easier to identify members to ignore in the future. These days, I read posts from a small fraction of folks here. The others are a waste. It usually takes time to isolate 'em, but tonight, they're doing the work for me.
There is a bright side.
These kinds of sick, amoral questions are getting old..
..Jessica Alba with attached gold.
Good luck trying to swim with a million dollars worth of gold though. You should have made it "what if Jessica Alba will give you herself and a million dollars from her bank account if you save her".