You know you're an internet marketer if...

[okuma31]

When you haven't left the house in 4 days

where da fuck is that?

 

[mpbiz]

You hear people say how creative the latest commercial is, go check the url, and see that they're getting 3k visitors a month, and then proceed to puke.

 

[lukep]

When you fear talking to people about your work IRL because they might find out you know how to make their website rank #1 in teh googlez.

 

[conv3rsion]

you are a master in se0, se1, and ninja optimization

 

[r3p1v]

good stuff so far

You know you're an internet marketer if... you have multiple facebook accounts and they are all banned.

 

[r3p1v]

You know you're an internet marketer if... you are being sued by the ftc, an ag, and oprah over a farticle.

 

[Berto]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

ALL THE TIME

You are crazy NOT to... I love hearing peoples' pitches and how they respond to my objections.

 

[strategize]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

This is my favorite past time. Some pitches truly fucking amaze me sometimes.

 

[dtea206]

...when break time consists of trolling gay webmaster forums

 

[semipro]

^^^ When your break time consists of actually working.

 

[jacky8]

I might be crazy, but does anybody else ever let people pitch them shit they have absolutely no intention of buying, just to see if you can learn anything from the pitch?

yes bro, I feel you.

Even that mlm / amway shit which a lot of people sell offline. After they explain it all for 2 hours and I listen to them with great joy, I smile and say I'm not interested. They always try to sell you on some hypnotic stories

Many sales guys who try to drop at your place to sell their shit, I like to listen to them too. It all gets really interesting if you calmly listen to all they have to say and make them feel like you are gonna give away to their marketing skills. But once they are done explaining, you say I don't need this, bro.

 

[loremar]

You know you're an internet marketer if forums ban you before you can even post. Happens a lot to me. I don't know how they can smell my intentions.

 

[cougarclaws]

You know you're an internet marketer if forums ban you before you can even post. Happens a lot to me. I don't know how they can smell my intentions.

and yet somehow you were able to post on here

 

[Gambit]

When you drunkenly explain what you do to someone, and they say 'I didn't know it was that easy to make money online!' And they then proceed to copy your 'easy' formula and give up after about 2 weeks and pretend to compliment you to ignore the fact that they suck.

 

[AustinP]

You know you're an internet marketer if...you post pictures of women and their mamaries on a homosexual forum.

 

[Garrett]

you refer to going out with different chicks as split testing pussy

 

[StingVeyron]

your eyes are half shut, need to sleep after 3 days, then wait, let me go see what those Homos at WF have to say..then you update yourself with all the gay happenings of the day for 2 hours. Rinse and Repeat every 3-4 days.

You know your an IM when you check your adsense, rev report and bank account every waking hour, then dream about it..

 

[poisonsembrace]

if you masturbate 4-5 a day (more like 10) to pass the time.

 

[(O_o)]

when you see an infomercial on TV and go Google the name of it + "scam" to see what the shit is really about. how can they offer you 3 for 9.95 !?!??!?!?!!

 

[Telva]

You buy stuff by calculating how many leads it'd take to pay for it, rather than actual cash.