You know you're an internet marketer if...

[harrymouni]

Your friends hear what you do and ask to get involved.

'Brah, I'll give you the money and you do all the work and we'll split the profits. Sound good?'

 

[TechS]

You know you're an internet marketer if you're so desensitized by the depravity of the internet that you often wonder why you are ostracized by family and friends when discussing subjects such as death by horsecock, double amputee stump fucking, and pedophilia.

 

[Scheme]

Your friends hear what you do and ask to get involved.

'Brah, I'll give you the money and you do all the work and we'll split the profits. Sound good?'

Hahahaha you have no idea.

 

[Airin]

Your conversations are filled with acronyms that the average person doesn't understand - CPA, CPM, CPC, CTR, CTC, EPC, CPL, RON, SEO, SEM, eCPM, AM, PPV, PPC, etc.

 

[mickstar]

when you go out to eat and fix the bill....you ask if they take paypal

 

[Bofu2U]

You say "I wonder what the ROI of that ad is"


... when seeing the advertisements on the taxi cabs in Vegas on the way to ASW

 

[Yuckystuff]

When a Skittles commercial comes on and you expect to see jailbait.