Extenze? wtf?
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Dude, I think you read too much into it! Maybe you do have a little dick, but I don't think I would have shared it with this crowd! I am still hoping you have a punchline...
Now when we say small, are we talking say 2-3" where she might be able to get some clitoral simulation? Or are we talking bout Mr. Acorn penis, where she's like "is it in yet?" ?
HarveyJ
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Don't feel too bad mate, it's not like what she gave you for your birthday was her medical paperwork and a recommendation you go get a blood test.
Could be worse though... could not be getting any at all.
My missus went off to a party this weekend. I was invited, but I JUST had to play poker with some buddies cause I hadn't seen them in aaaages.
Turns out said party turned into a goth orgy.
She calls form the party, and I'm having trouble hearing her over the moaning.
I try to finish the game off, lose my chips, but don't really care cause I'm now driving cross town at 75kph. Get pulled over, booked, breathalyzed. Not caring, cause I'm trying to get to this fucking party! Finally FINALLY get there... and everyone's either fucking asleep or showering up and leaving, and the missus is like "ohhh, you came to pick me up? That's so sweet!"
I am now the embodiment of epic fail...
BB Wolfe: Damn! Why didn't you slap Turbo down with a "Sorry. No Penis, No Say!" ??!?!
Could be worse though... could not be getting any at all.
My missus went off to a party this weekend. I was invited, but I JUST had to play poker with some buddies cause I hadn't seen them in aaaages.
Turns out said party turned into a goth orgy.
She calls form the party, and I'm having trouble hearing her over the moaning.
I try to finish the game off, lose my chips, but don't really care cause I'm now driving cross town at 75kph. Get pulled over, booked, breathalyzed. Not caring, cause I'm trying to get to this fucking party! Finally FINALLY get there... and everyone's either fucking asleep or showering up and leaving, and the missus is like "ohhh, you came to pick me up? That's so sweet!"
I am now the embodiment of epic fail...
BB Wolfe: Damn! Why didn't you slap Turbo down with a "Sorry. No Penis, No Say!" ??!?!
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Whoa... are you pissed at the missus for slutting it out at a goth party, or because you missed being part of it? If it's the former, this deserves its own thread!
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
images&words: Pissed because I missed it.
And it'd only be slutty if she'd done it without permission... hence the phone call asking for it, followed by my mad cap drive across town.
And it'd only be slutty if she'd done it without permission... hence the phone call asking for it, followed by my mad cap drive across town.
in for pics.. this thread is fucking awesome haha
in all seriousness, pics would be solid revenge
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