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I've been thinking about doing a colon cleanse with pepper, lemon juice, and syrup? Has anyone actually done one before and what was it like?

Also, if you didn't use the above ingredients, what did you use?

Also, I was considering doing a coffee enema later. Has anyone ever done one of these?

Thanks for your experience!
 


blank_czech said:
I've been thinking about doing a colon cleanse with pepper, lemon juice, and syrup? Has anyone actually done one before and what was it like?

Also, if you didn't use the above ingredients, what did you use?

Also, I was considering doing a coffee enema later. Has anyone ever done one of these?

Thanks for your experience!
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Well, if your Boy Toy has recently reamed your asshole you will want to hold off on the Pepper & Lemon Juice.

I've heard tell years back that body builders would use a STRONG BLACK TEA enema from time to time. Once the solution was in they would lay on the floor and then rock up onto their shoulders and prop their hips up with their hands so that gravity would help the solution to travel farther up the colon. They would hold this position for about 20 minutes before evacuating.

I don't how much caffeine would be absorbed during that time. (Same with your coffee idea.) Might be better than Jack 3-D though!! lol

Good luck with your experimentation.

P.S. Are you trying to find your "own" cleanse to produce and sell that is using all natural ingredients? If so, + rep for your dedication to R&D!! (And those close to me call "me" a Mad Scientist!! Lulz)
 
blank_czech said:
I've been thinking about doing a colon cleanse with pepper, lemon juice, and syrup? Has anyone actually done one before and what was it like?

Also, if you didn't use the above ingredients, what did you use?

Also, I was considering doing a coffee enema later. Has anyone ever done one of these?

Thanks for your experience!
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If you have seen anyone ever have a colonoscopy.... they drink one thing and don't eat for 15 hours, and that butt hole is cleaner than a little virgin.

Forget lemon juice, pepper bullshit, get the real stuff that takes 12 hours.... because without a clean butthole, that camera isn't going to show shit... no pun intended.
 
I went to this place about 10 years ago. You fast for a week and get flushed out twice daily. (You do the flushing yourself.) Well worth the trip. You'll be amazed at what comes out of your ass. I lost 10 pounds in one week. Had lots of energy and your mind becomes super clear. I read about the place from an article in Stuff Magazine.

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Nah, the pepper and lemon juice is a well known thing I believe for natural stuff. But as for the enema, there are a bunch of different things one can shove up their ass as liquid. The black tea enema sounds good too.

I just want to try it because of well what the other guy said. I figure there is some gunk in my trunk (so to speak).
 
charlesmartel said:
I went to this place about 10 years ago. You fast for a week and get flushed out twice daily. (You do the flushing yourself.) Well worth the trip. You'll be amazed at what comes out of your ass. I lost 10 pounds in one week. Had lots of energy and your mind becomes super clear. I read about the place from an article in Stuff Magazine.

Welcome to Samui Beach | The Spa Resorts
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heh.. i stayed not too far from this chocolate factory when I was in Koh Samui. Eat some real thai food (the non gringo stuff) + Singha beer and you're good as gold.
 
They use coffee mixed with water over there. It gives you some really vivid dreams.

Anyway, even though I fasted while I was doing this, stuff came out of my ass everyday! Yes, everyday! I'll save you the descriptions but it was unbelievable.

There was a Japanese guy over there that was doing it for 2+ weeks. Same story. Everyday!

If you've done a lot of drinking in your day, your body will ache as your liver and whatnot are cleared out from the fasting. The Japanese guy was in continual pain. It would move around his body.


blank_czech said:
Nah, the pepper and lemon juice is a well known thing I believe for natural stuff. But as for the enema, there are a bunch of different things one can shove up their ass as liquid. The black tea enema sounds good too.

I just want to try it because of well what the other guy said. I figure there is some gunk in my trunk (so to speak).
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blank_czech said:
I've been thinking about doing a colon cleanse with pepper, lemon juice, and syrup? Has anyone actually done one before and what was it like?

Also, if you didn't use the above ingredients, what did you use?

Also, I was considering doing a coffee enema later. Has anyone ever done one of these?

Thanks for your experience!
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Hollowed out a dildo and shoved a garden hose through it.
 
Berto said:
Ridiculous. Follow a natural lifestyle and you don't need this nonsense.
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Don't knock it until you have tried it.

And if you really want to follow a natural lifestyle, stop brushing your teeth, washing your clothes, or sleeping in a bed. Now that would be full on paleo. :D
 
Someone i knew did hte master cleanse for around 20 days at a atime.
He looked and felt miserable but loved it.

I don't think i could stay off pizza for that long. Or whiskey..
 
Wow I opened this thread expecting a torrent of ripping the shit out of OP but there are actually real answers here - GO WICKEDFIRE!

I did a 7 day total detox in Thailand where you couldn't eat and the only things you could have were this clay psylium husk drink and some herbs with 2 x enemas a day (coffee and garlic). Suprisingly, you feel like a million bucks afterwards. And like someone else said, the shit keeps on coming out of you even though you're not eating (this weird gristly, stringy shit which is apparantly 'mucoid plaque'). Nice.

The best part was that they charged me $1000 for the privilege. Had I have known I would have gone D.I.Y. with a bucket, hosepipe and a fuckload of Maxwell House.
 
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