Stop trying to justify it. It was rubbish. Think of it like a good sales letter and your typical CB adwords product. They've got your attention, they've told you a story, they've filled you with intrigue, you're quite excited to see more, then when you click the buy button you go to a page that says, "Haha, only joking."
That's what Lost is like. Loads of hype and overselling, then a product which fails on all fronts, answers none of your questions and gives you something else entirely. I want a refund.
You know what -- you're right! Most people, like your CB sales letter analogy alludes to, would buy the shitty biz opp cause of the great upsell. Many people would think it's rubbish and only looked great on the surface. Those who dug deeper saw what it was saying (buy adwords, link to products, make money), and would go on to make a bajillion dollars online.
Sorry it didn't work out for you.