Just came home and found this nasty bastard on my front walk...

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The first picture is to give you some idea of how big this thing was. The pink thing in the first picture is the same thing that was laying next to the spider in the picture.

And look how its eyes are glowing...wtf. I won't be able to sleep right for a week. Fuck I hate spiders. Florida FTL.


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He is bigger around than the pink thing...made my skin crawl. Calling pest man on Monday, this is BS.
 


that's nothing. when i went south asia last summer, first night i slept in a room with a spider the size of a dinner plate on the wall at the head of the bed. it stayed there all night. didn't move once. i never looked at it directly, just with my peripherals. i kept the lights on the whole night.
 
productionhead said:
that's nothing. when i went south asia last summer, first night i slept in a room with a spider the size of a dinner plate on the wall at the head of the bed. it stayed there all night. didn't move once. i never looked at it directly, just with my peripherals. i kept the lights on the whole night.
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lmao, I hope that wasn't a vacation. Sounds like a real world nightmare for me.
 
productionhead said:
that's nothing. when i went south asia last summer, first night i slept in a room with a spider the size of a dinner plate on the wall at the head of the bed. it stayed there all night. didn't move once. i never looked at it directly, just with my peripherals. i kept the lights on the whole night.
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lol fuck that, i never would have slept there
 
you really just have to project good, calm vibes. like "i aint fucking witchoo spider don't bother me". I did have it killed the next day though by a kid 1/3 my age.
 
How about you stop being a god damn pussy and smash the thing. Wtf are you going to do when both you and your girlfriend scream and run away from a bug in your living room, not enter that room until pest control comes? My god, take a shoe or something and just smash it.
 
PurePursuit said:
How about you stop being a god damn pussy and smash the thing. Wtf are you going to do when both you and your girlfriend scream and run away from a bug in your living room, not enter that room until pest control comes? My god, take a shoe or something and just smash it.
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Can't, too scared.
I don't go to war with the devil.
 
How deadly are the spiders in the United States? Here in the UK we just get common house spiders that are just more of a pain than anything else. Isn't Australia usually the worst place for them? Read an article a while back about due to the weather early on this year, Sydney had been infested with funnel-web spiders. Other than being able to kill you, those fuckers can leap 18 inches! I wouldn't wanna be around them.
 
productionhead said:
that's nothing. when i went south asia last summer, first night i slept in a room with a spider the size of a dinner plate on the wall at the head of the bed. it stayed there all night. didn't move once. i never looked at it directly, just with my peripherals. i kept the lights on the whole night.
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LOL. Don't lie, you were high. I KNOW YOU BRO!
 
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